So I haven't done it in over TEN years
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So I haven't done it in over TEN years
I'm happy to announce that I had my first taste of beer, okay, it was pumpkin ale, in over TEN years. Outdoor fall festival type thing. Proceeds went to charity. Great weather, farm festival atmosphere.
Rating Pumpkin Ale:
[X] DAMN THAT WAS GOOD!!
p.s. Admit it you guys. I write superior hook titles. No contest.
Rating Pumpkin Ale:
[X] DAMN THAT WAS GOOD!!
p.s. Admit it you guys. I write superior hook titles. No contest.
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
You're going to HELL!!!!! Beer is against the Word of Wisdom and if you drink one drop, you'll be a follower of Satan for the rest of your life. Also coffee and caffeinated soda, totally send you to hell. Don't worry though, I'll come visit you. Anything you want me to bring you from the Celestial Kingdom when I visit you?
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
guns so we can bust our way out.Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:26 pm
You're going to HELL!!!!! Beer is against the Word of Wisdom and if you drink one drop, you'll be a follower of Satan for the rest of your life. Also coffee and caffeinated soda, totally send you to hell. Don't worry though, I'll come visit you. Anything you want me to bring you from the Celestial Kingdom when I visit you?
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
I haven't done it in over 15 years. My wife has though. We have an open relationship. She likes doing it with midgets as long as they're OK with agreeing on having a safety word incase things get out of hand. The last guy didn't agree on a safety word and he sprained his erection. I wasn't in the room but I was down stairs and heard him scream. It sounded painful. Are we talking about sex or beer? I can't tell.Jersey Girl wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:56 pmI'm happy to announce that I had my first taste of beer, okay, it was pumpkin ale, in over TEN years. Outdoor fall festival type thing. Proceeds went to charity. Great weather, farm festival atmosphere.
Rating Pumpkin Ale:
[X] DAMN THAT WAS GOOD!!
p.s. Admit it you guys. I write superior hook titles. No contest.
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
Dude!!! She's talking about beer! What's wrong with you!! Are you insane? What's your favorite beer Tinfoilhat?Tinfoilhat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:42 pmI haven't done it in over 15 years. My wife has though. We have an open relationship. She likes doing it with midgets as long as they're OK with agreeing on having a safety word incase things get out of hand. The last guy didn't agree on a safety word and he sprained his erection. I wasn't in the room but I was down stairs and heard him scream. It sounded painful. Are we talking about sex or beer? I can't tell.Jersey Girl wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:56 pmI'm happy to announce that I had my first taste of beer, okay, it was pumpkin ale, in over TEN years. Outdoor fall festival type thing. Proceeds went to charity. Great weather, farm festival atmosphere.
Rating Pumpkin Ale:
[X] DAMN THAT WAS GOOD!!
p.s. Admit it you guys. I write superior hook titles. No contest.
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
Ohohohoh!! I'll wear an extra large white robe and I'll sneak you out of hell under the robe and you can join me in the Celestial kingdom on the trip back. Just make sure you're not wearing anything metal or you'll mess up the flux capacitor and we might end up in a different Galaxy. That happened to one of my friends when he tried to sneak his buddy out of HELL. They ended up on a planet filled with dinosaurs and he was eaten by a T Rex. Come to think about it, maybe you're right, maybe I should bring a gun or two! That way, if you and I end up on a planet with a T Rex, we can kill the mother fxxxer and eat like Kings! Make sure you bring some beer. Hey Jersey!!! Do you think that pumpkin beer would go good with T Rex steaks??huckelberry wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:32 pmguns so we can bust our way out.Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:26 pm
You're going to HELL!!!!! Beer is against the Word of Wisdom and if you drink one drop, you'll be a follower of Satan for the rest of your life. Also coffee and caffeinated soda, totally send you to hell. Don't worry though, I'll come visit you. Anything you want me to bring you from the Celestial Kingdom when I visit you?
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
What kind of Mormon are you?Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:59 pmOhohohoh!! I'll wear an extra large white robe and I'll sneak you out under the robe and you can join me in the Celestial kingdom on the trip back. Just make sure you're not wearing anything metal or you'll mess up the flux capacitor and we might end up on in a different Galaxy. That happened to one of my friends when he tried to sneak one of his buddies out of HELL. They ended up on a planet filled with dinosaurs and he was eaten by a T Rex. Come to think about, maybe you're right, maybe I should bring a gun or two! That way, if you and I end up on a planet with a T Rex, we can kill the mother fxxxer and eat like Kings! Make sure you bring some beer. Hey Jersey!!! Do you think that pumpkin beer would go good with T Rex steaks??
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
I think he’s had one to many Pumpkin Ales.Tinfoilhat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:02 pmWhat kind of Mormon are you?Atlanticmike wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:59 pm
Ohohohoh!! I'll wear an extra large white robe and I'll sneak you out under the robe and you can join me in the Celestial kingdom on the trip back. Just make sure you're not wearing anything metal or you'll mess up the flux capacitor and we might end up on in a different Galaxy. That happened to one of my friends when he tried to sneak one of his buddies out of HELL. They ended up on a planet filled with dinosaurs and he was eaten by a T Rex. Come to think about, maybe you're right, maybe I should bring a gun or two! That way, if you and I end up on a planet with a T Rex, we can kill the mother fxxxer and eat like Kings! Make sure you bring some beer. Hey Jersey!!! Do you think that pumpkin beer would go good with T Rex steaks??
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
My oldest sister Kim loves Pumpkin Ale.
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Re: So I haven't done it in over TEN years
Wait a minute!! I thought your sister Kim didn't drink alcohol?