Breitbart - Jeff Foxworthy Version
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:28 pm
Here you go. This is the octagon. Have a great time.
I will start.
If you criticize something because it was addressed by Breitbart, without addressing the content .... .... .... then you might be a ding dong.
If you have never read an article by Breitbart, but you know it is wrong .... .... .... then you might be a ding dong.
If you think that only QAnon reads Breitbart, but you still claim to know something about Breitbart .... .... .... then you might be a ding dong.
And if your Wranglers are too long, but you choose to walk them off rather than hem your jeans .... .... .... then you might be a redneck. (I stole that one from Foxworthy)
I will start.
If you criticize something because it was addressed by Breitbart, without addressing the content .... .... .... then you might be a ding dong.
If you have never read an article by Breitbart, but you know it is wrong .... .... .... then you might be a ding dong.
If you think that only QAnon reads Breitbart, but you still claim to know something about Breitbart .... .... .... then you might be a ding dong.
And if your Wranglers are too long, but you choose to walk them off rather than hem your jeans .... .... .... then you might be a redneck. (I stole that one from Foxworthy)