So I Don’t Derail the Derail with a Derail About Derails

[Doctor Steuss]

Not to derail sweaty sweetnesses and pickled sweets (sorry!!!! ) but I realized calvinball may work even better than I thought. Here’s one section I found, adapted only very slightly:

obscure queueing and banning System

The queueing and banning system in [DisMorm] is never made clear, and it's unlikely that there are consistent queueings and bannings across threads, forums, years or Cabals. The only detail that is known is that queues and bans can have non-numeric values. In one queue, the penalty was Q threads and in another, the ban lasted until oogy to boogy.

It certainly seems like it would work, but I think out of Bowie, Byrne, and Nomi -- Klaus wore it best.

[canpakes]

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Why is it called a semicolon when it’s so much more than that?

[honorentheos]

The comma's flacid.

[Some Schmo]

Why is it called a semicolon when it’s so much more than that?

Because semi-intestine didn't quite capture it.

[Morley]

A horse walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

[MeDotOrg]

Is this the place where I attach my derailleur?

[Some Schmo]

A horse walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

"Because I'm parched. My throat is always horse."

(I love that this thread has turned into a series of dad jokes - now that's a derail)

[canpakes]

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