A miracle! Female impregnates Female At New Jersey Women's Prison
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A miracle! Female impregnates Female At New Jersey Women's Prison
I'm going to a neighboring state this morning to pick up a great buddy who lost his leg in a canoeing accident, and I just heard on the radio that a woman impregnated another woman while incarcerated in a New Jersey all women's prison. If this is accurate, it is nothing short of a miracle. Many animals, such as birds and reptiles, undergo parthenogenesis, but this has never happened between two mammals. This is going to be a game-changer in science. Since I'm driving, I haven't looked into the details, but does anyone know how this incredible miracle occurred? Is there anyone here who works in a female only prison and could provide more insight?
Here's a picture of the expectant mother
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That's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.
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And this, right here, is the how Tweedle Dumb and Dumberer keep the trolling going. Shades, you really are wonderfully detached, in a sort of babe in the woods kinda way.Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:45 amThat's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.
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??? Please explain.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:15 amAnd this, right here, is the how Tweedle Dumb and Dumberer keep the trolling going. Shades, you really are wonderfully detached, in a sort of babe in the woods kinda way.
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No. Use Google. Return and report.Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:46 am??? Please explain.Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:15 amAnd this, right here, is the how Tweedle Dumb and Dumberer keep the trolling going. Shades, you really are wonderfully detached, in a sort of babe in the woods kinda way.
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I am starting to suspect that Shades is AtlanticMike.
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You are denying Mike to have an alternative understanding of the human reproductive process and physiology. His variables might include a stork or the mutability of black gametes as a function of the LDS religion. Both are protected under the Trump doctrine of alternate realities and make-believe.Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:45 amThat's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.
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I think that is a genuinely unfair thing to say. You might disagree with some Shades views but seriously. Look I remember that Shades stated appreciation for the hero of Atlas Shrugged. That indicates that he has some conservative views but not all conservatives should be lumped into one type any more than all liberals are the same as some goof ball somebody found to put on you tube.doubtingthomas wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 4:57 amI am starting to suspect that Shades is AtlanticMike.
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I agree. See, I have developed a bit of a nervous tic every time I endeavor to compose a post for fear that I will misplace an apostrophe, or elide a period. So, if Shades is pretending to write as Mike, he has a lot of self control.huckelberry wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 8:11 pmI think that is a genuinely unfair thing to say. You might disagree with some Shades views but seriously. Look I remember that Shades stated appreciation for the hero of Atlas Shrugged. That indicates that he has some conservative views but not all conservatives should be lumped into one type any more than all liberals are the same as some goof ball somebody found to put on you tube.doubtingthomas wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 4:57 am
I am starting to suspect that Shades is AtlanticMike.
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In that case, the "transition" part of "transgender" wasn't complete. I have a hard time believing the prison staff would allow political correctness to supersede common sense.doubtingthomas wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 4:56 amOr maybe a transgender woman.Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:45 amThat's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.
There's no such thing as a black gamete.Moksha wrote:His variables might include a stork or the mutability of black gametes as a function of the LDS religion.
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