If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 4:49 pm
You’ll have to sit alone in your pew.
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Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sat May 21, 2022 7:18 pm
You might even have to talk to your Stank President.
Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:00 am
Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:21 am
In the last session of General Conference, I listened as several of the brethren intoned about the evil of pornography and how we all needed to be on guard out of fear that our children might be involved.
Later that night, I decided to check the browser history of my young son's computer. I found that he had page after page of S & M and bondage porn. In desperation, I asked my wife what she thought we should do.
She calmly replied, "Well, I know the one thing we should NOT do. We should not spank him."
Later that night, I decided to check the browser history of my young son's computer. I found that he had page after page of S & M and bondage porn. In desperation, I asked my wife what she thought we should do.
She calmly replied, "Well, I know the one thing we should NOT do. We should not spank him."
Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 1:45 am
Morley wrote: ↑Sun May 22, 2022 12:21 amIn the last session of General Conference, I listened as several of the brethren intoned about the evil of pornography and how we all needed to be on guard out of fear that our children might be involved.
Later that night, I decided to check the browser history of my young son's computer. I found that he had page after page of S & M and bondage porn. In desperation, I asked my wife what she thought we should do.
She calmly replied, "Well, I know the one thing we should NOT do. We should not spank him."
Just when you thought you were a competent adult, parenting comes along.Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 3:13 am
Good fart jokes are always fun. Humorous real life anecdotes are right in there. The only real life anecdotal fart story I have is - sitting in seminary class at like, five AM, needing to fart but holding it thinking - I sure hope Jesus isn't mad at me. How am I supposed to concentrate on this stripling warrior business when I'm about to explode. True story.
Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:47 pm
I know it's an old joke, but I used to wish it had been included in one of the endless screeds about the dangers of porn.Marcus wrote: ↑Sun May 22, 2022 1:45 amMorley wrote: ↑Sun May 22, 2022 12:21 amIn the last session of General Conference, I listened as several of the brethren intoned about the evil of pornography and how we all needed to be on guard out of fear that our children might be involved.
Later that night, I decided to check the browser history of my young son's computer. I found that he had page after page of S & M and bondage porn. In desperation, I asked my wife what she thought we should do.
She calmly replied, "Well, I know the one thing we should NOT do. We should not spank him."
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:53 pm
Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 7:29 pm
Re: If you fart in sacrament meeting …
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 7:41 pm
One of my favorites. From a mock "summons" given to Porter Rockwell. Such incidents as these caused Brigham Young to react in classic parental fashion by actually threatening to turn the wagon train around.
