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Political Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:55 pm
by Gunnar
A girl walks into a bar near Trump Tower in Manhattan, sits down, and says: "Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work."
The bartender asks: "Oh? What do you do?"
The girl replies: "I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family."
The bartender asks: "Tough job, huh?"
The girl says: "Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart, either."
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:50 am
by dantana
If there are 27 Democrats in a room and 28 Republicans, how many Republicans are left?
Answer: 8
Twenty seven Dems and Twenty ate Reps. Yuk Yuk. It's a variation of a chickens and cows joke I saw on Facebook today.
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:48 am
by doubtingthomas
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:54 pm
by Atlantic Lover
Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty, young blonde chick.
He sits down and says "So, do I come here often?"
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:13 am
by Atlantic Lover
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today.
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:35 pm
by ceeboo
Son: I want to grow up to be a left wing activist.
Dad: you can't do both.
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:37 pm
by Some Schmo
Trump.
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:43 pm
by Binger
Is this a funny joke in Canada?
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:02 pm
by Doctor Steuss
How many Democrat politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
No one knows. All they ever do is talk about how important change is.
Re: Political Jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:56 pm
by Gunnar
Very succinct! Certainly he is a laughing stock in most of the civilized world.