Political Jokes

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Political Jokes

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A girl walks into a bar near Trump Tower in Manhattan, sits down, and says: "Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work."
The bartender asks: "Oh? What do you do?"
The girl replies: "I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family."
The bartender asks: "Tough job, huh?"
The girl says: "Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart, either."
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If there are 27 Democrats in a room and 28 Republicans, how many Republicans are left?

Answer: 8

Twenty seven Dems and Twenty ate Reps. Yuk Yuk. It's a variation of a chickens and cows joke I saw on Facebook today.
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What's the difference between Trump and Spongebob?

https://ifunny.co/video/what-s-the-diff ... -25vSXcep9
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Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty, young blonde chick.

He sits down and says "So, do I come here often?"
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Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today.

He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
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Son: I want to grow up to be a left wing activist.
Dad: you can't do both.
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Trump.
Religion is for people whose existential fear is greater than their common sense.

The god idea is popular with desperate people.
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Some Schmo wrote:
Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:37 pm
Trump.
Is this a funny joke in Canada?
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How many Democrat politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?

No one knows. All they ever do is talk about how important change is.
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Some Schmo wrote:
Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:37 pm
Trump.
Very succinct! Certainly he is a laughing stock in most of the civilized world.
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