Dark Brandon Owning the MAGAs

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ajax18 wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:10 pm
4. How the F does one "secure more votes" by deporting the voters?
Mail in ballot harvesting is one possibility.
Because you’re worried people will cheat like Republicans do? Election fraud allegations related to Republican ballot harvesting in North Carolina's 9th congressional district election in 2018 resulted in an investigation by the North Carolina State Board of Elections and a subsequent special election.

Remember, folks. Every accusation by a racist Republican is an admission.

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ajax18 wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:13 pm
And, deportation is no longer meaningless when it resets the 6-year clock.
So what. If they can just walk back across the border, what is deportation other than a free visit home for the holidays? I'd certainly prefer deportation over prison. You can't just walk right out of prison, unless you're under a Soros funded district attorneys jurisdiction and a registered Democrat.
And there’s the larp-n-outrage, as usual. Ajax is addicted to his fantasies and subsequent anger at them.

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ajax18 wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:13 pm
And, deportation is no longer meaningless when it resets the 6-year clock.
So what. If they can just walk back across the border, what is deportation other than a free visit home for the holidays? I'd certainly prefer deportation over prison. You can't just walk right out of prison, unless you're under a Soros funded district attorneys jurisdiction and a registered Democrat.
If you’re envisioning no border enforcement at all, then that’s unrealistic, and not a part of the situation I described. Border crossers must have a clean record. People and shipments still need to process across an actual ‘border’.

Can some folks slip through the system? They can anywhere. Theres no place in the world free of illegal actions. But imagining that anyone wants a ‘completely open border’ isn’t realistic. We don’t even do that on the Canadian side, and if not there, then why along Mexico?
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canpakes wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:42 pm
ajax18 wrote:
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:13 pm
So what. If they can just walk back across the border, what is deportation other than a free visit home for the holidays? I'd certainly prefer deportation over prison. You can't just walk right out of prison, unless you're under a Soros funded district attorneys jurisdiction and a registered Democrat.
If you’re envisioning no border enforcement at all, then that’s unrealistic, and not a part of the situation I described. Border crossers must have a clean record. People and shipments still need to process across an actual ‘border’.

Can some folks slip through the system? They can anywhere. Theres no place in the world free of illegal actions. But imagining that anyone wants a ‘completely open border’ isn’t realistic. We don’t even do that on the Canadian side, and if not there, then why along Mexico?
Crossing the border into Canada is generally a pleasure. Five to 15 minutes is the usual wait time. Crossing back into the US is usually a nightmare. Thirty minutes to two hours in line. We should start the Ajax “open borders” drinking game. On the other hand, I don’t think I could afford the booze. :lol:
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So, how did Joe Biden become “Dark Brandon?”
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 5:01 am
So, how did Joe Biden become “Dark Brandon?”
Some say it was a spider bite. Others claim cosmic rays. Still others maintain it's the result of a bad batch of deep-state, super-soldier serum covertly injected into his veins by Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor,
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Morley wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:34 pm
Dr. Shades wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 5:01 am
So, how did Joe Biden become “Dark Brandon?”
Some say it was a spider bite. Others claim cosmic rays. Still others maintain it's the result of a bad batch of deep-state, super-soldier serum covertly injected into his veins by Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
So it wasn’t the Bud Light?
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canpakes wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 3:45 pm
Morley wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:34 pm
Some say it was a spider bite. Others claim cosmic rays. Still others maintain it's the result of a bad batch of deep-state, super-soldier serum covertly injected into his veins by Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
So it wasn’t the Bud Light?
Bud Light is restricted to level Gold clearance and above.
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Morley wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:34 pm
Dr. Shades wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 5:01 am
So, how did Joe Biden become “Dark Brandon?”
Some say it was a spider bite. Others claim cosmic rays. Still others maintain it's the result of a bad batch of deep-state, super-soldier serum covertly injected into his veins by Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
This ... is probably the most perfect thing I will read all day. I salute you, good sir.
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