Gunnar let's be honest
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Gunnar let's be honest
It's going to take a flame thrower to light all the candles on your cake this year.
Happy Birthday my dear old friend of 24 years!
And I mean old.
Like really, really, old.
Older than old.
Older than dirt.
Older than the dirt under the dirt.
Possibly older than the actual core of the Earth.
Which we all know is flat.
I love you man,
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Happy Birthday my dear old friend of 24 years!
And I mean old.
Like really, really, old.
Older than old.
Older than dirt.
Older than the dirt under the dirt.
Possibly older than the actual core of the Earth.
Which we all know is flat.
I love you man,
Jersey Girl
<3
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Slava Ukraini!
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Re: Gunnar let's be honest
Happy Birthday, Gunnar. I wish you many more happy trips around the sun.
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Re: Gunnar let's be honest
Happy birthday, Gunnar!!Jersey Girl wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2023 8:16 amIt's going to take a flame thrower to light all the candles on your cake this year.
Happy Birthday my dear old friend of 24 years!
And I mean old.
Like really, really, old.
Older than old.
Older than dirt.
Older than the dirt under the dirt.
Possibly older than the actual core of the Earth.
Which we all know is flat.
I love you man,
Jersey Girl
<3
Re: Gunnar let's be honest
A flamethrower to light your cake, eh?
Happy Birthday, Gunnar!
Happy Birthday, Gunnar!
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Re: Gunnar let's be honest
burðar-dagr!
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Re: Gunnar let's be honest
Get a room.
I mean... Happy birthday, Gunnar!
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Happy bday Gunnar ❕
Another anomaly is, The Wicker Man mentioned Moses’ 80th birthday.Home Page wrote:BIRTHDAYS
Congratulations to: Gunnar (80)
Spy posted about it earlier today.
Once upon a time: My cousin and genetic half-sister and I baked a cake, with 80 candles, for a 40th birthday party.
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Re: Gunnar let's be honest
Where you at, man. That must've been some party. Did you go to Germany to visit the family? Too much liquid therapy?
Wait. Ya burned the house down with the flame thrower, didn't ya!
Wait. Ya burned the house down with the flame thrower, didn't ya!
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
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Re: Gunnar let's be honest
Thanks for all the birthday greetings, everyone. I'm sorry I missed seeing this thread until now. I have been preoccupied with other things lately. One of the funniest birthday greetings I ever got was from one of my daughters. She sent me a multi-page birthday card with a cute little dog on the front page, with a caption that said, "my dog is going to tap out your age with his paws." It went on for page after page showing the dog tap, tap, tapping, and apparently getting more and more tired, until the last page showing the dog lying belly up and motionless, with the angry caption "You killed my dog!"
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Gunnar wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 10:34 pmThanks for all the birthday greetings, everyone. I'm sorry I missed seeing this thread until now. I have been preoccupied with other things lately. One of the funniest birthday greetings I ever got was from one of my daughters. She sent me a multi-page birthday card with a cute little dog on the front page, with a caption that said, "my dog is going to tap out your age with his paws." It went on for page after page showing the dog tap, tap, tapping, and apparently getting more and more tired, until the last page showing the dog lying belly up and motionless, with the angry caption "You killed my dog!"
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!