It's going to take a flame throwerto light all the candles on your cake this year.
Happy Birthday my dear old friend of 24 years!
And I mean old.
Like really, really, old.
Older than old.
Older than dirt.
Older than the dirt under the dirt.
Possibly older than the actual core of the Earth.
Which we all know is flat.
I love you man,
Jersey Girl
<3
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
It's going to take a flame throwerto light all the candles on your cake this year.
Happy Birthday my dear old friend of 24 years!
And I mean old.
Like really, really, old.
Older than old.
Older than dirt.
Older than the dirt under the dirt.
Possibly older than the actual core of the Earth.
Hugh Nibley claimed he bumped into Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Gertrude Stein, and the Grand Duke Vladimir Romanoff. Dishonesty is baked into Mormonism.
Thanks for all the birthday greetings, everyone. I'm sorry I missed seeing this thread until now. I have been preoccupied with other things lately. One of the funniest birthday greetings I ever got was from one of my daughters. She sent me a multi-page birthday card with a cute little dog on the front page, with a caption that said, "my dog is going to tap out your age with his paws." It went on for page after page showing the dog tap, tap, tapping, and apparently getting more and more tired, until the last page showing the dog lying belly up and motionless, with the angry caption "You killed my dog!"
No precept or claim is more suspect or more likely to be false than one that can only be supported by invoking the claim of Divine authority for it--no matter who or what claims such authority.
Thanks for all the birthday greetings, everyone. I'm sorry I missed seeing this thread until now. I have been preoccupied with other things lately. One of the funniest birthday greetings I ever got was from one of my daughters. She sent me a multi-page birthday card with a cute little dog on the front page, with a caption that said, "my dog is going to tap out your age with his paws." It went on for page after page showing the dog tap, tap, tapping, and apparently getting more and more tired, until the last page showing the dog lying belly up and motionless, with the angry caption "You killed my dog!"
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
