I've imagined a twelve-ounce bottle of this stuff as some kind of unattainable ambrosia ever since I was a little kid. So there are many fine fizzy beverages other than beer. These days I would indeed choose beer myself, though. I have a lot of badges on Untappd.
Welp, I guess I'll have to tolerate some fizzy chai. Maybe it's great, but it sure sounds like another chance for the majorities of two generally hostile groups to unite only in hating on the few among them that dare to unite. In this case, it's fizz fans and tea drinkers, but I'm getting deja vu from some other threads around here.