They can control the weather

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They can control the weather

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Hiring a part-time news entertainment anchor as SecDef, what could go wrong?
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Who are 'they', I wonder? Possibly the satellite-riding Jews with the laser that started forest fires to clear the way for a north-south high speed rail line in California?

Harris and Vance?

The Lizard People?

I think we should be told.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene knows that you only need a cauldron, one gallon of chicken stock, an eye of newt, a tongue of crow, and two D-cell batteries. This is an old Georgia backwoods recipe for controlling the weather. It was handed down by Esmerelda Buford-Rosenstock straight to the Greene family.
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Yeah, the HAARPies are having a field day. https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoolla ... ou-decide/
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Chap wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:52 am
Who are 'they', I wonder? Possibly the satellite-riding Jews with the laser that started forest fires to clear the way for a north-south high speed rail line in California?

Harris and Vance?

The Lizard People?

I think we should be told.

C’mon, you know who’s doing this.

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Res Ipsa wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 04, 2024 1:31 pm
Yeah, the HAARPies are having a field day. https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoolla ... ou-decide/
OK. It’s me. This was a radio-controlled weather event.

See that button on the front? That’s how I’m doing it.

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She hasn't been a Republican very long if she's only figuring this out now.
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Just another day in today’s GOP.
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Chap wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:52 am
Who are 'they', I wonder?
Well, in all fairness, the Jewish people have been changing the weather since Biblical times:
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Similar to Lot's dilemma, I've been trying to come up with even one subset category of person who does vote for Trump but doesn't fit into Schmo's four sets. - (ignorant, stupid, belligerent or insane) But then I see that someone like this can be voted into office, and realize my search is futile... But not final.
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