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They can control the weather
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:32 am
by Doctor CamNC4Me
Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:52 am
by Chap
Who are 'they', I wonder? Possibly the satellite-riding Jews with the laser that started forest fires to clear the way for a north-south high speed rail line in California?
Harris and Vance?
The Lizard People?
I think we should be told.
Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2024 12:47 pm
by Moksha
Marjorie Taylor Greene knows that you only need a cauldron, one gallon of chicken stock, an eye of newt, a tongue of crow, and two D-cell batteries. This is an old Georgia backwoods recipe for controlling the weather. It was handed down by Esmerelda Buford-Rosenstock straight to the Greene family.
Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2024 1:31 pm
by Res Ipsa
Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2024 1:58 pm
by canpakes
Chap wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:52 am
Who are 'they', I wonder? Possibly the satellite-riding Jews with the laser that started forest fires to clear the way for a north-south high speed rail line in California?
Harris and Vance?
The Lizard People?
I think we should be told.
C’mon, you
know who’s doing this.

Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2024 2:16 pm
by canpakes
OK. It’s me. This was a radio-controlled weather event.
See that button on the front? That’s how I’m doing it.

Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:28 am
by Gadianton
She hasn't been a Republican very long if she's only figuring this out now.
Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:52 am
by Kishkumen
Just another day in today’s GOP.
Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:59 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Chap wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2024 11:52 am
Who are 'they', I wonder?
Well, in all fairness, the Jewish people have been changing the weather since Biblical times:

Re: They can control the weather
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 1:08 am
by dantana
Similar to Lot's dilemma, I've been trying to come up with even one subset category of person who does vote for Trump but doesn't fit into Schmo's four sets. - (ignorant, stupid, belligerent or insane) But then I see that someone like this can be voted into office, and realize my search is futile... But not final.