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Just in case you were tempted to think that Donald Trump waxing eloquent about the size of a dead golfer's dick represented weird and creepy, Tucker Carlson said "hold my beer."
spanking fetish spokescum for Trump wrote:
He’s pissed!” Carlson said to extended cheers. “Dad is pissed. … And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

“‘And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you,’” Tucker added. “‘No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.’
Yep, we've gone from golfer dicks to spanking fetish porn.

And the crowd cheered, later greeting Trump with "Daddy's home".

Then the all went home and had private time with Harris porn deepfakes.

I'm kidding about that last part.

I think.

No wonder MAGA men are whining that women won't date them.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... gia-rally/
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 6:33 pm
Just in case you were tempted to think that Donald Trump waxing eloquent about the size of a dead golfer's dick represented weird and creepy, Tucker Carlson said "hold my beer."
spanking fetish spokescum for Trump wrote:
He’s pissed!” Carlson said to extended cheers. “Dad is pissed. … And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

“‘And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you,’” Tucker added. “‘No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.’
Man, I hope he doesn't have kids. And non-psychotic parent knows exactly what "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you" means. I tried spanking my daughter once when she was four, in a moment of anger. One spank, and the look she gave me that day has forever scarred my heart. She didn't cry; she just looked at me confused. She probably doesn't even remember it, but I can't forget it.
Yep, we've gone from golfer dicks to spanking fetish porn.

And the crowd cheered, later greeting Trump with "Daddy's home".
This is why we should take his fans seriously. They are so sophisticated, they must know something we don't. [/sarcasm]
Then the all went home and had private time with Harris porn deepfakes.

I'm kidding about that last part.

I think.
I've suspected this for a few years, starting with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
No wonder MAGA men are whining that women won't date them.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... gia-rally/
I heard a podcast on this topic and all I could think was that Trump was poisoning the relationship of every man that's immature enough to admire him. I have a young adult daughter who let's me in on what young women think (at least in her circle), and she doesn't know anyone who would date a Trump fan. Anecdotal, I know, but it's backed up by polling. Playing video games and supporting Trump were the two biggest turn offs for young women in one survey I read. They seem to want a man like Tim Walz, not JD Vance.

One thing I will say: I believe I've become a lot less misogynistic over the last 30 years, a lot less aggressive, and a lot more considerate of my wife and daughter. Some of that might be reduced testosterone in my advancing years, but I chalk most of it up to just living with women I care about. If the average guy perceives this as the feminization of men, they might have a point. The problem is thinking it's a bad thing. I way prefer who I am today than who I was 30 (or even 10) years ago. I look back on my youth and it's both interesting and frightening how much of a dick I could be to my family and not realize it.

I'm sure I still have that problem at times, but it's not as bad as it used to be... or so I tell myself.
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by the way, if you're pro-life (meaning you're in the camp that thinks Americans should be having more babies), you should be doing everything you can to elect Harris. If it's Trump, it will only reinforce the "permission structure" (this year's popular phrase, it seems) for young men to act like clowns, pushing them further away from young women. I've heard a few pundits say that the gender divide in this election is getting so wide, they're concerned about the birth rate dropping even more.

ETA: This is aside from the fact that abortions have increased since the Dobbs decision.
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Tucker Carlson wrote:He’s pissed!” Carlson said to extended cheers. “Dad is pissed. ... And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

“‘And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you,’” Tucker added. “‘No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.’
So, I'm guessing "spanking" is a metaphor for defeating Kamala Harris in the election, and the "bad little girl" refers to Vice President Harris herself. . . right?

It sounds like those words were stated at a rally of some sort, but it's not quite 100% clear.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:32 pm
Tucker Carlson wrote:He’s pissed!” Carlson said to extended cheers. “Dad is pissed. ... And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

“‘And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you,’” Tucker added. “‘No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.’
So, I'm guessing "spanking" is a metaphor for defeating Kamala Harris in the election, and the "bad little girl" refers to Vice President Harris herself. . . right?

The setting and context isn't mentioned, so his words aren't quite 100% clear.
His choice of example is just … confusing … to be charitable.

Here’s several minutes of audio that wraps around his ‘daddy’s coming to give daughter a vigorous spanking’ analogy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNrDI1dtEw

I did notice on another clip (I’ll post it if I find it) that while Tucker was getting enthusiastic applause for the ‘Daddy’s coming home!” line, the crowd got noticeably more silent when he immediately followed that up with his rambling about vigorously spanking the rebellious daughter. Maybe even some of those MAGA fans sensed that something was fundamentally creepy about that part.
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I just saw the clip. It's sounds way worse than it does written down (and reading it was uncomfortable, to say the least). I mean... ewww. damned gross.

Tucker Carlson has emerged from some kind of serious childhood trauma. I don't know how else to explain what I just saw.

The way people were going nuts over "Daddy's coming home!" was also gross and disgusting, not to mention pathetic. His fans are just as disturbed as he is.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:32 pm
So, I'm guessing "spanking" is a metaphor for defeating Kamala Harris in the election, and the "bad little girl" refers to Vice President Harris herself. . . right?
I think it's more biographical than metaphor. Tucker Carlson is the bad little girl in that story.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:32 pm
Tucker Carlson wrote:He’s pissed!” Carlson said to extended cheers. “Dad is pissed. ... And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.’”

“‘And no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you,’” Tucker added. “‘No, it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.’
So, I'm guessing "spanking" is a metaphor for defeating Kamala Harris in the election, and the "bad little girl" refers to Vice President Harris herself. . . right?

It sounds like those words were stated at a rally of some sort, but it's not quite 100% clear.
Yes, at a rally. I can’t begin to guess what Tucker was thinking, and I feel icky even trying.

But it is absolutely a trope straight out of a porn film.
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:19 pm
But it is absolutely a trope straight out of a porn film.
And here I thought for years that this was just part of a typical screen test. Now I’m mad.
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canpakes wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:24 pm
Res Ipsa wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2024 9:19 pm
But it is absolutely a trope straight out of a porn film.
And here I thought for years that this was just part of a typical screen test. Now I’m mad.
Uhh… ***backs out of the thread slowly ***
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