The crypto president
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2025 1:22 pm
The luster of the crypto president is fading. Ethereum, which rallied above 4k on election results last year got drilled to April '23 lows during the April tariff announcements. Granted, it's rallied back up to new highs from there, but I don't think those who bought in at 25k last November were counting on getting wiped out just so a new round of investors could feed off of their carcasses from the TACO trade.
Most on this board likely aren't aware of it, but the worst event in crypto history happened just last Friday. The biggest flash crash ever. I caught it part way through as I hold some experimental positions. I really couldn't comprehend what was going on as my price sources were all over the place. Well, what had happened is that the crypto president waited until after stock market hours to announce 100% tariffs on China, which crashed aftermarket trading, but completely wiped out ALTs. Literally wiped them out -- some established alt coins with market caps in the billions went to just above zero.
Coffeezilla reported that some "lucky" trader brought in a wallet one minute before the announcement and made between 145 and 190 million on short positions. There was other likely corruption from the top but I won't mention until I see more reporting.19B was wiped out in a minute. In one sad case, a rich crypto bro was found dead in his car. There are a lot of sad cases here. The worst ones are the young people who were doing the best they could in an era where they can't afford a house but still want to invest. Well, those of us just riding along maybe lost 20% between Friday and today, which is standard price action. What apparently happened is an epic tangle-up with heavily leverage and stop losses. Now, leverage isn't just used by traders, it's also used by investors. So this isn't *merely* a lesson to stay out of leverage. Many crypto millionaires (any millionaire /billionaire investors in general) avoid taxes by taking loans against their capital. Do you think Musk ever needs to sell a share of his stock to go shopping? So what happens when the value of your holdings momentarily drop to nothing? How are margin calls settled? I don't know -- but, I know a lot crypto bros were totally wiped out on Friday.
So who is getting blamed? They are saying this was 13x worse than the crash from FTX going under. There is more suspicion than I've ever seen pointing to the president and his family and associates. Most of the conspiratorial allegations are aimed at Binance, however. I think there was plenty of grift from the top, I absolutely do think those close to the president are benefiting from his market flash crashes. However, nobody could have predicted the disaster level of this outcome. I tried to "buy the dip" and got a little money in, but for the most part everything was simply broken and trades just weren't going through at all.
Well, this is one of those forks. If you're a crypto bro who believes that crypto is increasingly becoming a scam that benefits oligarchs such as the president you voted it in, then congrats on your life decision. If you believe that the CEO of Binance should go to jail and bla bla bla, congrats on your life decision, because a big part of this presidency is the promise of "deregulation", to allow the invisible hand to guide the market. We saw what the invisible hand can do on Friday. The promise of this presidency to financial institutions is that one day, Chase will have the same level of accountability as Binance. Good luck to all of us when that happens. It will be interesting to see how things unfold given you'd need to be insane to go back to using stop losses or leverage in crypto after this.
Most on this board likely aren't aware of it, but the worst event in crypto history happened just last Friday. The biggest flash crash ever. I caught it part way through as I hold some experimental positions. I really couldn't comprehend what was going on as my price sources were all over the place. Well, what had happened is that the crypto president waited until after stock market hours to announce 100% tariffs on China, which crashed aftermarket trading, but completely wiped out ALTs. Literally wiped them out -- some established alt coins with market caps in the billions went to just above zero.
Coffeezilla reported that some "lucky" trader brought in a wallet one minute before the announcement and made between 145 and 190 million on short positions. There was other likely corruption from the top but I won't mention until I see more reporting.19B was wiped out in a minute. In one sad case, a rich crypto bro was found dead in his car. There are a lot of sad cases here. The worst ones are the young people who were doing the best they could in an era where they can't afford a house but still want to invest. Well, those of us just riding along maybe lost 20% between Friday and today, which is standard price action. What apparently happened is an epic tangle-up with heavily leverage and stop losses. Now, leverage isn't just used by traders, it's also used by investors. So this isn't *merely* a lesson to stay out of leverage. Many crypto millionaires (any millionaire /billionaire investors in general) avoid taxes by taking loans against their capital. Do you think Musk ever needs to sell a share of his stock to go shopping? So what happens when the value of your holdings momentarily drop to nothing? How are margin calls settled? I don't know -- but, I know a lot crypto bros were totally wiped out on Friday.
So who is getting blamed? They are saying this was 13x worse than the crash from FTX going under. There is more suspicion than I've ever seen pointing to the president and his family and associates. Most of the conspiratorial allegations are aimed at Binance, however. I think there was plenty of grift from the top, I absolutely do think those close to the president are benefiting from his market flash crashes. However, nobody could have predicted the disaster level of this outcome. I tried to "buy the dip" and got a little money in, but for the most part everything was simply broken and trades just weren't going through at all.
Well, this is one of those forks. If you're a crypto bro who believes that crypto is increasingly becoming a scam that benefits oligarchs such as the president you voted it in, then congrats on your life decision. If you believe that the CEO of Binance should go to jail and bla bla bla, congrats on your life decision, because a big part of this presidency is the promise of "deregulation", to allow the invisible hand to guide the market. We saw what the invisible hand can do on Friday. The promise of this presidency to financial institutions is that one day, Chase will have the same level of accountability as Binance. Good luck to all of us when that happens. It will be interesting to see how things unfold given you'd need to be insane to go back to using stop losses or leverage in crypto after this.
