Pardon Me, Do You Have The Epstein Files?

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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:Pardon Me, Do You Have The Epstein Files?
But of course not!
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Whiskey wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:29 pm
Schmo, do you admit or deny ever using your face, or any part of your face, for or while damned? Just trying to be clear here that when you call Trump a Trump that you are not, in fact, someone who has used all or part of your face in situational damned.
Is that criteria required in order to use the term? You seem to be implying that you’re qualified. Whether or not you know what you’re doing while using your face would be another matter entirely. o_O

As an aside, I think that a number of replies in this thread have exceeded the maximum number of shags per post. JD Vance’s couch is blushing.
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Gunnar wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:52 pm
Whiskey wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:29 pm
Schmo, do you admit or deny ever using your face, or any part of your face, for or while damned? Just trying to be clear here that when you call Trump a Trump that you are not, in fact, someone who has used all or part of your face in situational damned.
:lol: Do you actually think the above bears any relationship to intelligent discourse?
You win a prize! Gunner. I am so proud of you.

Now. Tell us now. Did the post I quoted and that you deleted, schmo’s, resemble intelligent discourse? In your genius opinion, of course.
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Gunnar wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 10:52 pm
:lol: Do you actually think the above bears any relationship to intelligent discourse?
As someone who can decipher posts that possess "intelligent discourse", would you mind telling me if the below quote has any relationship to intelligent discourse?

Some Schmo wrote:They don't want to release the pedo files. The want to protect the pedophiles.

Trump is a pedophile, and MAGAtes are keenly interested in protecting his awful treatment of teenage girls, because they are as screwed in the head as he is. I'm sure they wish you could get away with damned youngsters too, because they're sick "F"s. At the very least, they're willing to forgive rape in Trump because he hates black and brown people like MAGAtes do. Diddling teenagers? Oh well, as long as he avoids due process to “F” with foreigners.

Screw you, MAGAtes. Get professional help (of course you can't afford it, and even if you could you wouldn't buy it because you're too stupid to take care of yourselves. Incurable “F”-ups).
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Whiskey, I posted that at the exact same time as you posted yours.

Priceless!
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ceeboo wrote:
Wed Oct 22, 2025 1:06 am
Whiskey, I posted that at the exact same time as you posted yours.

Priceless!
You know how this works. He had to delete the previous post if he hit the quote button.
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It even has whine.
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Gadianton wrote:
Wed Oct 22, 2025 3:10 am
It even has whine.
It even had whine.
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ceeboo wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 9:25 pm
Thanks, Schmo.
No, thank you.
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Some Schmo wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 8:28 pm
ceeboo wrote:
Tue Oct 21, 2025 7:30 pm

Yes.
Typical conversation between two pedophile protectors. Unsurprising.

MAGAtes will MAGAte.
They probably have pedophilic tendencies themselves? It’s become clear that conservative religious and political movements are full of pedos and they’re actively being protected by their communities. They literally don’t care about voting for or being preached at by pedos. Obviously they have something in common.

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