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With one of the prominent figures, Bill Gates, of the Marxist progressive movement publicly declaring that the Marxist global warming narrative is a hoax, I believe that in the next decade, we will witness billions of individuals embracing the reality that global warming is, in fact, a beneficial and life-saving natural occurrence that will preserve lives for generations ahead.

Now, I recognize that there are numerous Marxist progressives on this discussion board, such as Gunnar the Dumber, Can'tpakes, Captain Progressive a.k.a. Res Ipsa, Bishop Schmo, DrCamnPP, Marcus the Carcass, Jersey Swirl, our very own YouTube star Kishkumen, and Chap the Wap, who seem to be fully convinced by the global warming narrative promoted by their Marxist cult leaders, believing that the world is on the brink of catastrophe as dictated by their insane beliefs. However, individuals like myself who apply common sense to grasp the realities of our world can discern the truth. We are not swayed by the teachings of cult figures such as Bill Gates, Greta Thunberg, Al Gore, and others who promote ideologies that depend on misguided followers, much like the individuals I mentioned earlier.

Here's a list outlining the advantages of global warming to assist the individuals mentioned earlier in grasping why, in the next decade, global warming will be perceived as a net positive for humanity, rather than the apocalyptic scenario their leaders have led them to believe.

1. Longer growing seasons
2. C 02 fertilization effect
3. Expansion of habitable zones
4. Increased force growth in some areas
5. Improved drought tolerance in some plants
6. Higher crop yields in select regions
7. Greening of arctic tundra
8. Enhanced soil microbial activity
9. New agricultural opportunities
10. More carbon sequestration via plants

Having outlined some of the positive aspects of global warming, it is important to clarify that some of the most misinformed individuals can often be found among professors, particularly those in colleges, as well as scientists, doctors, and others who believe that holding advanced degrees or prestigious titles inherently grants them superior thinking abilities. One of the most amusing aspects of Marxist progressivism is their misguided belief that simply assigning a title or name to a cause or person elevates their intelligence or superiority. Consider Gunnar the Dumber, who has spent a year asking me to define progressivism. He genuinely thinks that the term "progressive" implies that this group holds exclusive rights to all ideas that advance humanity positively into the future! His perspective on the progressive cult ideology clearly illustrates the extent to which the progressive cult movement has influenced its adherents.

It is clear that certain individuals, such as Gunnar and Can'tpakes, are unlikely to grasp the advantages of global warming. Their perspectives seem heavily influenced by the cult narratives surrounding climate change, and they appear resistant to change. This adherence to their beliefs seems tied to a broader ideological framework that relies on the acceptance of climate change as a reality, despite the scientific arguments against it. Their personality has been altered by the cult narrative.

Similar to how Mormons rely on the truth of Joseph's teachings, those who fervently believe in climate change, such as Gunnar and Can'tpakes, lean on the doctrines instilled in them by their ideological cult leaders.

I am eager to share additional insights on how climate change can be advantageous for humanity, presenting a perspective that contrasts sharply with the beliefs of the Marxist progressives who contribute to this board.

Remember, progressivism is a cult led by Marxist prophets that have brainwashed their followers! They are resistant to change, no different to a true believing Mormon that believes the Mormon gospel is the only true region on earth!
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Is it in your mouth or on your chest?
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During my time as a Mormon, I held a firm belief that the end of the earth as we know it could occur at any moment, and I was convinced that destruction and burning were integral components of God's plan for His children here on Earth. I gathered ammunition, firearms, food supplies, toilet paper, clothing, gold, silver, currency, seeds, hundreds of pounds of wheat, flour, diesel fuel, kerosene, gasoline, propane, and much more because the prophets I followed assured me that I was a latter-day saint. They conveyed that I was sent to earth at this precise moment due to my valiant commitment in heaven, reserved for the end times to confront the dark forces of Satan in these latter days.

When I read posts from individuals like Gunnar the Dumber, Chap, or Can'tpakes asserting that global warming is a grave and catastrophic situation that will ultimately end life as we know it on Earth, I can't help but feel a sense of pity for them. They not only grew up in a religious cult, but they have also found themselves in a second cult that promotes a similar doomsday narrative to what Mormonism did, albeit presented in a different manner, yet leading to essentially the same conclusion. The Marxist progressive climate narrative is even less credible than Joseph Smith's latter-day saint story!

Both the latter-day saint hoax and the Marxist progressive global warming hoax depend on a similar deceptive narrative. They encourage believers to think that by accepting the hoax, they transform into a force for good, a savior in the end times, striving to protect the earth and their fellow human beings! Both Mormonism and Marxist progressivism depend on creating a sense of belonging in the believer, convincing them that their beliefs and actions are the sole means to bring about salvation for the world. This belief system is captivating as it triggers the release of certain chemicals in the brain, leading the believer to feel good, significant, and self-satisfied! It is a belief system that captivates the mind, and once an individual fully embraces it, denying the cult narrative becomes nearly impossible. The chemicals released in the brain due to a sense of self-importance rewire neural pathways, enabling these substances to reach the areas of the brain that depend on them to sustain the narrative of self-importance inherent in both cult belief systems.

When Gunnar the Dumber, Can'tpakes, or other cult members respond in this thread, keep in mind that their ability to accept the truth has been intentionally diminished by their cult prophets. It's not entirely their fault that they subscribe to such beliefs, including doomsday climate change; they have been misled by false prophets, not just once, but twice in their lives.
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Now billionaires are Marxists :lol:
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Molok wrote:
Fri Oct 31, 2025 1:16 pm
Now billionaires are Marxists :lol:
If the 2/3ds White House takes a 10% stake in Microsoft, then it will be Marxist.
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How do you like it, HoG? In the mouth or on the chest?
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Occupants of Epstein Island are breathing a sigh of relief at this news.
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Even Bill Gates admits that unmitigated climate change will have seriously damaging consequences, especially for poorer countries and people. He is not opposing efforts to mitigate those consequences, nor is he questioning the economic and environmental benefits and wisdom of reducing our reliance on non-renewable, environmentally damaging fossil fuels and other non-renewable energy resources. Even major oil companies are admitting and acknowledging the importance and necessity of increasing the development and reliance on green technologies.

Oil and Gas Companies Investing in Renewable Energy: Fieldvest's Insights into the Transition
The Evolution of Energy Investments
In recent years, the shift from traditional fossil fuels to renewable energy has significantly shaped investment strategies. Oil and gas companies are navigating this transition amidst growing pressures to address climate change and reduce emissions. This evolution reflects broader changes in fiscal priorities and technology advancements.

From Fossil Fuels to Clean Energy
Oil and gas companies are increasingly allocating capital towards clean energy initiatives. This transition often encompasses investments in solar, wind, and other renewables. Reports indicate that clean energy spending is projected to reach record levels, with global investments exceeding $3 trillion in 2024.

As companies diversify portfolios, they are also exploring innovative technologies like carbon capture to mitigate emissions from traditional operations. In this context, adaptability and a commitment to emissions reduction become crucial for maintaining competitiveness.

Impact of Climate Change on Energy Portfolios
Climate change has introduced significant risks and opportunities for energy investments. Companies face mounting pressure to align with global sustainability goals while addressing greenhouse gas emissions.

The investment landscape is being reshaped, prompting many firms to rethink their portfolios. Strategies now often include bolstering investments in renewable sources. The focus is not only on emissions reduction, but also on creating sustainable business models that resonate with environmentally-conscious investors.
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What Mr. Gates observes is nothing new and should be no surprise, well if a person is even modestly educated on the subject.
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I assume Gates is a Marxist because Trump give his company a $27 billion tax holiday the last time Trump was president, and just gave him billions in additional massive tax advantages for R&D costs in the "Big Beautiful Bill," and the huge government contracts that Trump also gave him, in return for helping Trump fund his briberoom?

Otherwise, if it's not because of his participation in Trump's' extreme socialism and government welfare, I'm afraid I'm having trouble connecting the twine of the dude worth more than a hundred billion dollars, because of his involvement in capitalism, being a Marxist.

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