Mar-a-Lago Maritime Law: Trump Declares Catapult And Magnet Jokes Are Now Illegal

[Everybody Wang Chung]

Folks, this latest, deeply fragile outburst and attack on the First Amendment confirms once again that we are, without a doubt, the laughing stock of the world.

In a stunning display of thin skin and an utter lack of self-awareness, Trump recently raged at late-night host Seth Meyers. Apparently, Trump is furious over a segment where Meyers dared to mock his confusing discourse on water, magnets and steam catapults. Trump escalated his tantrum with a completely unhinged claim that being anti-Trump is probably illegal.

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[bill4long]

Trump:

Seth Meyers of NBC may be the least talented person to “perform” live in the history of television. In fact, he may be the WORST to perform, live or otherwise. I watched his show the other night for the first time in years. In it he talked endlessly about electric catapults on aircraft carriers which I complain about as not being as good as much less expensive steam catapults. On and on he went, a truly deranged lunatic. Why does NBC waste its time and money on a guy like this??? - NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI Trump, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!

Trump is basically right about everything here (maybe Meyers isn't quite "deranged"), except for the "probably illegal." It would be interesting for him to unpack that claim.