Caleb Hammer Accidentally Invents the Marxist Progressive Confessional Booth!

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Re: Caleb Hammer Accidentally Invents the Marxist Progressive Confessional Booth!

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This individual, swayed by Marxist progressive ideals, wishes to depart from America, convinced that the American dream has perished! However, the most amusing aspect is his delusion; like many Marxist progressives, he thinks America is a fascist nation simply because it is led by Trump, and he attributes his $22,000 debt to this belief.

It is increasingly evident that the Marxist progressive ideology cultivates its adherents by fostering an addiction to a victim mentality, akin to the practices observed in the Mormon faith! Shall we delve into the comparison? If a member of the Mormon faith commits a crime, it is due to their succumbing to temptation from Satan, that's what the church teaches. If a Mormon consumes coffee, it is believed that Satan desires for them to share his company in hell after death. The primary objective of Mormonism is to persuade its members that the natural thoughts and temptations they face daily stem from either God or Satan. If they succumb to the temptations of Satan, the only solution for their actions is the gospel provided by the Mormon church. Allowing the church to become a "savior." In the Marxist progressive religion Can'tpakes, Gunnar the Dumber, Molok, DrCamnPP, Bishop Schmo, Captain Progressive, Marcus the Carcass, Dingleberry, Chap the WAP, and all the other individuals on the board follow, the goal of their religious cult is to convince its members that the only safe and comfortable existence here on earth is to adhere to the moral, ethical, and political views of the Marxist progressive religion. Marxist progressivism depends on its members being completely apprehensive of any and all alternative lifestyles, much like Mormonism does!

Each religion holds the conviction that it represents the sole path to a virtuous life on earth. Both religions draw in individuals who seek an environment where they can showcase their self-importance and receive admiration from like-minded individuals.

The videos in this thread serve as clear illustrations of how a political movement has transformed Marxist philosophy into a religious framework, aiming to ensnare vulnerable individuals into the belief that all their concerns can be resolved through total commitment to this ideology, specifically Marxist progressivism!
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Hound of Heaven wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 1:02 pm
… If they succumb to the temptations of Satan, the only solution for their actions is the gospel provided by the Mormon church. Allowing the church to become a "savior." In the Marxist progressive religion Can'tpakes, Gunnar the Dumber, Molok, DrCamnPP, Bishop Schmo, Captain Progressive, Marcus the Carcass, Dingleberry, Chap the WAP, and all the other individuals on the board follow, the goal of their religious cult is to convince its members that the only safe and comfortable existence here on earth is to adhere to the moral, ethical, and political views of the Marxist progressive religion.
A comprehensive review of posts by yourself and all of the mysterious folks you’ve named indicates that they believe what you claim as often as you’ve posted your support for child sex trafficking.
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Re: Caleb Hammer Accidentally Invents the Marxist Progressive Confessional Booth!

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canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:06 pm
Hound of Heaven wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 1:02 pm
… If they succumb to the temptations of Satan, the only solution for their actions is the gospel provided by the Mormon church. Allowing the church to become a "savior." In the Marxist progressive religion Can'tpakes, Gunnar the Dumber, Molok, DrCamnPP, Bishop Schmo, Captain Progressive, Marcus the Carcass, Dingleberry, Chap the WAP, and all the other individuals on the board follow, the goal of their religious cult is to convince its members that the only safe and comfortable existence here on earth is to adhere to the moral, ethical, and political views of the Marxist progressive religion.
A comprehensive review of posts by yourself and all of the mysterious folks you’ve named indicates that they believe what you claim as often as you’ve posted your support for child sex trafficking.
Oh, look, another retarded post by a damned retard.
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Whiskey wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:08 pm
canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:06 pm
A comprehensive review of posts by yourself and all of the mysterious folks you’ve named indicates that they believe what you claim as often as you’ve posted your support for child sex trafficking.
Oh, look, another retarded post by a damned retard.
You should always include this warning before adding your thoughts.
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canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:11 pm
Whiskey wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:08 pm
Oh, look, another retarded post by a damned retard.
You should always include this warning before adding your thoughts.
You should always “F” yourself before you say stupid crap again.
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Whiskey wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:34 pm
canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:11 pm
You should always include this warning before adding your thoughts.
You should always “F” yourself before you say stupid crap again.
I don’t think that your ‘exercise regimen’ is helping you to stay healthy.

At least, please use a condom when screwing yourself. You don’t know where that junk has been.
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canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:54 pm
Whiskey wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:34 pm
You should always “F” yourself before you say stupid crap again.
I don’t think that your ‘exercise regimen’ is helping you to stay healthy.

At least, please use a condom when screwing yourself. You don’t know where that junk has been.
Neither is "I know you are but what am I" working for you, dummy.
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Whiskey wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 3:17 pm
canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 2:54 pm
I don’t think that your ‘exercise regimen’ is helping you to stay healthy.

At least, please use a condom when screwing yourself. You don’t know where that junk has been.
neither is "I know you are but what am I" working for you, dummy.
You’re going to kill off your account again and come back as PeeWee Herman next, aren’t you? : D
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Re: Caleb Hammer Accidentally Invents the Marxist Progressive Confessional Booth!

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canpakes wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 3:23 pm
Whiskey wrote:
Tue Nov 04, 2025 3:17 pm
Neither is "I know you are but what am I" working for you, dummy.
You’re going to kill off your account again and come back as PeeWee Herman next, aren’t you? : D
Nah. That was a stupid thing to say.
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