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You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 2:30 am
by msnobody
…diclofenac gel has become your signature scent.
There needs to be some humor in Spirit Paradise.
Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 2:54 am
by Jersey Girl
There's a section of your basement dedicated to durable medical equipment.

Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 3:02 am
by msnobody
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑Wed Jan 07, 2026 2:54 am
There's a section of your basement dedicated to durable medical equipment.
I’ll have to make a “zone” for DME.

My son and I talked just the other day about which of my parents' wheelchairs to give to whom. We decided we’d hang on to one of the transport chairs.
A friend told me it was nice getting a Christmas card from someone other than a doctor’s office.
Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 3:04 am
by msnobody
…you say to one another, “These are the last gutters we will ever have to buy."
Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 3:06 am
by Jersey Girl
msnobody wrote: ↑Wed Jan 07, 2026 3:04 am
…you say to one another, “These are the last gutters we will ever have to buy."
This is the last time we'll paint the house.
He apparently didn't factor in a huge hail storm.

Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 12:42 am
by msnobody
Here is a new one that graced my mailbox today. “Dear Ms. Nobody, you have received this invitation because you best represent the segment of the population which is most likely to experience hearing loss and tinnitus.” Next paragraph goes on to assume, or assert that I already have hearing loss. Better call soon because there is a high demand for appointments.
Huh, what’s that you say?

Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2026 1:15 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2026 11:06 pm
by Doctor Steuss
When you're not sure whether you have an injury, or if this is just the way you are now.
Re: You know you’re getting old when…
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2026 12:13 am
by Dr. Sunstoned
When your profile pic is 10 years old, and you have no intention to update it.