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Lindsey Graham Dead at 71
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 11:03 am
by Kishkumen
Having just returned from Kyiv, Lindsey Graham experienced a “brief illness,” suffered cardiac arrest, and died suddenly at 71 years of age. Conspiracy theories are already flourishing.
Re: Lindsey Graham Dead at 71
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 11:45 am
by Doctor CamNC4Me
The only somewhat eyebrow raising notion I have about his health was when he was filmed wandering around Disney World by himself with a plastic fairy wand in his hand like he was sundowning.
That made me think he was losing it. Also, he didn’t sound as sharp as he used to sound.
Anyway. He’s dead. The Governor will appoint some piece of crap to take his place, so it’s not like much will change with his death.
Re: Lindsey Graham Dead at 71
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:10 pm
by Gadianton
For those who believe in God and believe that God's will is done, then God's will has been done. I don't dispute it this time.
Re: Lindsey Graham Dead at 71
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:14 pm
by Kishkumen
Indeed. Not much will change. But we will no longer have to process the great chasm between the old Graham and his MAGA transformation, which is one of the most cynical political maneuvers I have ever witnessed.
Re: Lindsey Graham Dead at 71
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:26 pm
by Physics Guy
According to his Wikipedia entry, Graham never married. Since it’s hard to imagine a Republican US senator maintaining a secret family relationship outside a heterosexual marriage, he must have had a lonely life. His parents died when he was just 20, leaving him to care for a 13-year-old sister.
May he rest in peace, and if this is possible, find in the larger world things that he did not find here.
Re: Lindsey Graham Dead at 71
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 5:30 pm
by Doctor CamNC4Me
Physics Guy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:26 pm
According to his Wikipedia entry, Graham never married. Since it’s hard to imagine a Republican US senator maintaining a secret family relationship outside a heterosexual marriage, he must have had a lonely life. His parents died when he was just 20, leaving him to care for a 13-year-old sister.
May he rest in peace, and if this is possible, find in the larger world things that he did not find here.
There’s a somewhat ‘famous’ claim by a transgender woman who has gone into detail about their sex work with Mr. Graham. Given the FACT that Grindr crashes any time a Republican convention comes to town I don’t discount the sex worker’s account. I mean, the dude was obviously homosexual, but he wasn’t really affected by the discrimination he legislated- he enjoyed the in between spaces he occupied.