Thanks for the graphic details on the cleanse, but I already know about that.
I live to serve.
It sounds like you had propofol, that's usually what they use these days. If so, I envy the hell out of you. Propofol is my favorite drug in the entire universe.
Morphine used to be my fav drug, it was totally displaced by propofol. I've had it several times before getting my heart shocked. I love it. I adore it. I want it right now. I want it every day of my life in fact. I want it forever and ever, amen.
And now I can't have it unless something weird happens to me. Pity me. Cry for me. I miss it!
Can you be awake on propofol? Or do you just like the deep sleep that comes with it?
- Doc
Hugh Nibley claimed he bumped into Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Gertrude Stein, and the Grand Duke Vladimir Romanoff. Dishonesty is baked into Mormonism.
I’m not sure, to be honest. They put the needle in a vein on the top side of my hand, put a mask on, cranked up some gas, and injected a drug in through the needle. Next thing I know I was waking up and the procedure was over. I was only aware they did the procedure because I had some lube on my butthole, a box of chocolates, and some roses with a note that said, “Thanks for a good time - Love, Doc”
The injection definitely stung, though. That was literally the worst part of the whole procedure, other than fasting for a day, which actually wasn’t too bad since you had to drink a ton of water. Oh, the crapping. They make you crap during your fast because the scope doesn’t see through poop. I guess that might be the worst part because you’re up and down all night crapping water because there’s no more crap inside of you by the time you go tobed, but the laxatives are such that every hour or so you’re back on the toilet.
Where’s Sir Poops-a-lot when you need him?
- Doc
Thanks for the graphic details on the cleanse, but I already know about that. It sounds like you had propofol, that's usually what they use these days. If so, I envy the hell out of you. Propofol is my favorite drug in the entire universe.
Morphine used to be my fav drug, it was totally displaced by propofol. I've had it several times before getting my heart shocked. I love it. I adore it. I want it right now. I want it every day of my life in fact. I want it forever and ever, amen.
And now I can't have it unless something weird happens to me. Pity me. Cry for me. I miss it!
Oh that is crazy. I'm happy you got it and it's behind you. I feel 100% today. Again, only the fatigue. I don't care if I have to get boosted every 6 months for the rest of my entire life. It's worth it to me.
Definitely worth it. I would not want to have a bad case of COVID. I'll take the minor inconvenience of vaccination over that any day.
“The past no longer belongs only to those who once lived it; the past belongs to those who claim it, and are willing to explore it, and to infuse it with meaning for those alive today.”—Margaret Atwood
Thanks for the graphic details on the cleanse, but I already know about that.
I live to serve.
It sounds like you had propofol, that's usually what they use these days. If so, I envy the hell out of you. Propofol is my favorite drug in the entire universe.
Morphine used to be my fav drug, it was totally displaced by propofol. I've had it several times before getting my heart shocked. I love it. I adore it. I want it right now. I want it every day of my life in fact. I want it forever and ever, amen.
And now I can't have it unless something weird happens to me. Pity me. Cry for me. I miss it!
Can you be awake on propofol? Or do you just like the deep sleep that comes with it?
- Doc
It's like this...one minute you are speaking and then...the window closes...and you're gone. Like someone hit your off switch. I like the being gone and the waking up totally relaxed like I had the best sleep of my life and feel a complete sense of peace. I am not sure if the waking up totally relaxed is because my heart was running full tilt for hours (200 bpm, which for all intents and purposes, you may as well have been physically running the entire time) or if the medication does that to you.
Morphine for me, was like floating on a cloud in a cotton ball nest. I could have stayed there forever.
Love. Love. Love.
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
I wanted to report that today I saw my first mobile vaccination unit. It was about the size of a city bus, I'd say. Strange thing is that it was parked in the far end of the Walmart parking lot and Walmart has it's own pharmacy. Maybe they just needed some Halloween Candy or something.
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Oh that is crazy. I'm happy you got it and it's behind you. I feel 100% today. Again, only the fatigue. I don't care if I have to get boosted every 6 months for the rest of my entire life. It's worth it to me.
Definitely worth it. I would not want to have a bad case of COVID. I'll take the minor inconvenience of vaccination over that any day.
Yes!
I like my jab in a box.
I like my jab on the rocks.
I like my jab on a farm.
I like my jab in my arm.
I like my jab sitting on a chair.
I like my jab everywhere.
With apologies to T. Geisel
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
… because my heart was running full tilt for hours (200 bpm,
I feel like there’s a meth joke in there somewhere …
- Doc
Hugh Nibley claimed he bumped into Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Gertrude Stein, and the Grand Duke Vladimir Romanoff. Dishonesty is baked into Mormonism.
Definitely worth it. I would not want to have a bad case of COVID. I'll take the minor inconvenience of vaccination over that any day.
Yes!
I like my jab in a box.
I like my jab on the rocks.
I like my jab on a farm.
I like my jab in my arm.
I like my jab sitting on a chair.
I like my jab everywhere.
With apologies to T. Geisel
hEbRaIsMs!
Careful! You might convince Mental that Dr. Seuss is inspired by mormongod.
- Doc
Hugh Nibley claimed he bumped into Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Gertrude Stein, and the Grand Duke Vladimir Romanoff. Dishonesty is baked into Mormonism.
I like my jab in a box.
I like my jab on the rocks.
I like my jab on a farm.
I like my jab in my arm.
I like my jab sitting on a chair.
I like my jab everywhere.
With apologies to T. Geisel
hEbRaIsMs!
Careful! You might convince Mental that Dr. Seuss is inspired by mormongod.
- Doc
FTR I'm not overall fond of his books. I simply use/exploit his rhyme now and then. My favorite book to read to children authored by Seuss is, "My Many Colored Days". It's unlike all the rest in every way and hardly anyone knows it even exists. I think it was actually published after his death.
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF