Happy Treason Weasel Day!!

[MeDotOrg]

Can anyone explain why ‘YMCA’ is played so often at Trump gatherings?

Trump appeals to Construction Workers, Bikers, Police, Cowboys and Indians. It takes a Village, people.

[Res Ipsa]

Trump supporters have forced their way into the Capitol. Police are holding them outside the Senate chamber. The Capitol is on lockdown.

This is on the Treason Weasels.

Staffers have been told to shelter in offices. People are being evacuated through tunnels.

[Jersey Girl]

Um...should I be loading weapons or something?

[Res Ipsa]

Um...should I be loading weapons or something?

No.

[Jersey Girl]

Um...should I be loading weapons or something?

No.

K. But what about Mike? Does he need protection?

[canpakes]

Um...should I be loading weapons or something?

Depends. Have they breached your kitchen and are heading for the fridge?

[Res Ipsa]

Capitol Police have called for support from other police departments. Suspicious packages and bomb threats reported.

[Jersey Girl]

Um...should I be loading weapons or something?

Depends. Have they breached your kitchen and are heading for the fridge?

No yet. But the deer look pretty suspicious today.

[canpakes]

Capitol Police have called for support from other police departments. Suspicious packages and bomb threats reported.

Grand. This will push their martyrdumb* fantasies that much farther along. But, there is no other choice.

*yes, that’s intentional.

[Res Ipsa]

K. But what about Mike? Does he need protection?

I suspect the Secret Service has Mike covered. I don’t know where he is. Trump was whisked away to safety.