Happy Treason Weasel Day!!
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:18 pm
Greetings, and a happy Treason Weasel Day to all. Right now, the celebration has already started. Tune into C-SPAN for a live, ongoing broadcast of the Treason Weasel Super Spreading Party. Just now they were all dancing to music from the Titanic. Inspiring.
The days schedule is packed full of both Treasoning and Weaseling.
At 11:00 ET (that's easter time, not the cure little alien) will be the President's keynote address. Get your bingo cards ready, with an election lie in each space. You are guaranteed to win. Many times. The most times ever. (Caution: do not play this as a drinking game, as your local hospital ER is crammed full of COVID-19 patients, and who's gpt time to deal with alcohol poisoning?)
At 1:00 ET (still not the alien, although some of the Congresscritters may actually be reptiles from Planet Zog), we'll have the ceremonial outing of the Treason Weasels, as they stretch a two-hour ceremonial reading and counting of electoral votes into a never ending wild rumpus of cavorting Treason Weasels. Don't miss the solemn Ceremony of Political Suicide as the Treason Weasels line up two by two (as God intended) and lay their political careers on the altar of sacrifice to their awesome God Trump. Alas, Josh Hawley, we barely knew ye.
How long will it go? No one knows!! Marvel at the sight of Ted Cruz debasing himself before the man who insulted his wife, falsely accused his father, and accused him of election fraud. Don't miss a single word of breathtaking speeches by House Treason Weasels as they argue that their own elections were fraudulent! Listen with rapture to the ceremonial Mangling of the Constitution by guys who clerked for Conservative (it's an old people's word -- you'll have to look it up) Supreme Court Justices.
Presiding overall will be Vice President Pence, wearing the ritual suit of chainmail. Hear the chamber fall silent as the One Strong and Mighty exercises his awesome power of opening envelopes and reading numbers. The dramatic exercise of Constitutional might will leave you stunned and begging for more.
Throughout it all will be the uniquely American Riot of the Losermen on the beloved streets of our Capitol. Watch as armed Treason Weasels in military garb play Capture the BLM Flag (and Burn It) while greeting law enforcement with the traditional greeting of “F” the Police!! You simply will not believe the balletic technique as squads rush the Capitol building in a game of Red State Rover with the D.C. Police. As sunset fades into Twilight, enjoy the warmth of ceremonial bonfires as the Treason Weasels wander the streets in drunken revelry.
But to get the full effect of Treason Weaselhood, make sure to have multiple tabs open to the eloquent Twitter feeds of Lin Wood, Sidney Powell, and the President himself, as they provide real time commentary filled with Constitutional edjucation and an impressive tutorial on How to Be the Biggest Loserman in the History of Losermen.
Don't miss a single minute. I know I won't.
The days schedule is packed full of both Treasoning and Weaseling.
At 11:00 ET (that's easter time, not the cure little alien) will be the President's keynote address. Get your bingo cards ready, with an election lie in each space. You are guaranteed to win. Many times. The most times ever. (Caution: do not play this as a drinking game, as your local hospital ER is crammed full of COVID-19 patients, and who's gpt time to deal with alcohol poisoning?)
At 1:00 ET (still not the alien, although some of the Congresscritters may actually be reptiles from Planet Zog), we'll have the ceremonial outing of the Treason Weasels, as they stretch a two-hour ceremonial reading and counting of electoral votes into a never ending wild rumpus of cavorting Treason Weasels. Don't miss the solemn Ceremony of Political Suicide as the Treason Weasels line up two by two (as God intended) and lay their political careers on the altar of sacrifice to their awesome God Trump. Alas, Josh Hawley, we barely knew ye.
How long will it go? No one knows!! Marvel at the sight of Ted Cruz debasing himself before the man who insulted his wife, falsely accused his father, and accused him of election fraud. Don't miss a single word of breathtaking speeches by House Treason Weasels as they argue that their own elections were fraudulent! Listen with rapture to the ceremonial Mangling of the Constitution by guys who clerked for Conservative (it's an old people's word -- you'll have to look it up) Supreme Court Justices.
Presiding overall will be Vice President Pence, wearing the ritual suit of chainmail. Hear the chamber fall silent as the One Strong and Mighty exercises his awesome power of opening envelopes and reading numbers. The dramatic exercise of Constitutional might will leave you stunned and begging for more.
Throughout it all will be the uniquely American Riot of the Losermen on the beloved streets of our Capitol. Watch as armed Treason Weasels in military garb play Capture the BLM Flag (and Burn It) while greeting law enforcement with the traditional greeting of “F” the Police!! You simply will not believe the balletic technique as squads rush the Capitol building in a game of Red State Rover with the D.C. Police. As sunset fades into Twilight, enjoy the warmth of ceremonial bonfires as the Treason Weasels wander the streets in drunken revelry.
But to get the full effect of Treason Weaselhood, make sure to have multiple tabs open to the eloquent Twitter feeds of Lin Wood, Sidney Powell, and the President himself, as they provide real time commentary filled with Constitutional edjucation and an impressive tutorial on How to Be the Biggest Loserman in the History of Losermen.
Don't miss a single minute. I know I won't.