First, steal the election. Then, kill the chickens.

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First, steal the election. Then, kill the chickens.

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I think most people know the 'Florida Man' meme, that if a crazy crazy idea will be tried, it will be in Florida. But the Arizona GOP is now fighting for a place at the table.

Beyond bamboo in the ballots, Trump supporters are now suggesting that ballots were shredded and fed to chickens. So the chickens, now being evidence of the crime, were burned. You would think people would realize that the poultry were too chicken to talk, but whatever.

My guess is that the chickens then became a topping at one of those Washington D.C. Pedophile Pizza Parlors. I think they're a chain now.

Seriously? This story is so insane I've entertained the thought that a Democrat planted it to make the GOP look bad. What is happening now in the GOP literally is Orwellian. Think I'm being hyperbolic? Georgia Rep Andrew Clyde recently said the events of January 6th were like a tourist visit. Shown below is a photo of Andrew Smith helping to barricade a door in the House Chamber to hold back the 'tourists':

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That's Ron, on the far left, enjoying the festivities, behind a man with a gun:
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

― George Orwell, 1984
Since the GOP no longer has a platform, perhaps that could be their motto.
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"Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening," Trump said. "Just stick with us, don't believe the crap you see from these people, the fake news." ~ DJ Trump July 2018
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 6:22 am
"Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening," Trump said. "Just stick with us, don't believe the crap you see from these people, the fake news." ~ DJ Trump July 2018
...and they say the man didn't study in college. He certainly knows his Orwell.
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Republicans are currently in a reflexive lying mode knowing that truth is the enemy of Trump.



by the way, the Arizona GOP says that after the chickens ate the ballots they were incinerated.
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Trump DOJ tried to unmask David Nunes cow. Hope I am not being unfair to Bill Barr, but he could stand to have Bought Yahoo as co-counsel in this anonymity battle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiY3skJkKFQ
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MeDotOrg wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 6:02 am
So the chickens, now being evidence of the crime, were burned. You would think people would realize that the poultry were too chicken to talk, but whatever.
The explanation is simple here. This is what the GOP base thinks when they hear "fowl play."

And that's because you have to have your humanity and common sense amputated when you decide to support Trump and his merry band of criminal morons.
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Who, literally who, is stating that ballots were shredded and fed to chickens, and then the chickens were incinerated? I know what Richer says is a conspiracy theory. I’m not looking for his statements. I want the goods, the real quotes by real crazy people saying that. Because I’m googling like a mad man and can’t find anything anywhere. Some help would be appreciated because this is too bizarre to make sense of.

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 6:29 pm
Who, literally who, is stating that ballots were shredded and fed to chickens, and then the chickens were incinerated? I know what Richer says is a conspiracy theory. I’m not looking for his statements. I want the goods, the real quotes by real crazy people saying that. Because I’m googling like a mad man and can’t find anything anywhere. Some help would be appreciated because this is too bizarre to make sense of.

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I don't know if this is quite what you are looking for, but courtesy of Snopes:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210307222 ... 9688018945

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/0 ... ials-farm/
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Just in case Xanax actually reads those links and makes a stupid post:

https://www.azmirror.com/2021/03/09/mar ... 0-ballots/

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Some Schmo wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 2:32 pm
MeDotOrg wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 6:02 am
So the chickens, now being evidence of the crime, were burned. You would think people would realize that the poultry were too chicken to talk, but whatever.
The explanation is simple here. This is what the GOP base thinks when they hear "fowl play."
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