Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Shulem » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:09 pm

You're not the king of the Jews! Take that! *cross not included

I'm gonna live forever!




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Haha! That is funnier than the Godmakers cartoon

I always secretly believed in GI Jesus. He really knows how to kick some ass when necessary. Glad to see others know the truth finally. Although porn watching Jesus has some promise.

At least jebus is White and Delightsome. Just think of the uproar if he was Aramaic.

So, I believe the Mormon-Geneva Accords allow for 'what is the name of the king' type bombs, but, I'm gonna re-assert that this is probably banned as it is certainly attacking civilians.

Bow before GI Jesus or suffer his wrath!



*sacrament cups and loaf of bread not included

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Shulem » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:10 am

Folks, Christmas is around the corner and it's time to think about that special gift you want to get for your loved one who may have drifted away from the true spirit of Christ. Notice the holly on top of the cross. Have a holly jolly Christmas!




But wait! Halloween is almost here. Have a safe and blessed Halloween.

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With the NBA season just around the corner, I have to say that Basketball Jesus is my favorite action figure -

Porn watching Jesus isn't bad either -

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Introducing the amazing ninja-messiah!

He throws nails and shoots his enemies with a pump action shotgun!



Don't mess with the king of the Jews

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I'll be your Buddy if you adore me and do anything I say.

1. Kiss my feet
2. Confess my name
3. Join my church



otherwise, go to hell

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Take Up Your Cross!

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Gift of Tongues Jesus!

(tongues sold separately)



Blah, blah, blah!

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Make bendable Jesus bow before you!

Jesus' backside sold separately