Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Jesus is dying to save you if you'll just let him out!

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I am Jesus Christ the Spring of the world!

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I'll forgive your sins. No matter how bad!

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It's God's holy absorption sign made manifest.

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Just add water!

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WARNING, not intended for feminine hygiene
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Jesus doll is your friend! He's dying just for you.

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Behold, it came to pass that Mary grew uneasy and troubled Joseph continuously. Therefore, Joseph, seeing he was no longer able to prevail, decided to hang it up.


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Work out your salvation with fear & trembling

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Fear me, I'm Jesus the king of the Jews. Bow your knee or suffer death!


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The Miracle Jesus Action Figure!

1. Glow-in-the-dark HANDS!
2. Feed 5,000 miniature people (Bread & Fish Included!)
3. Turn water into wine (Wine sold separately)


Fun for all ages

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It's the latest and greatest Jesus Christ Action Figure:

Fun for the prophet. Fun for the Pope.

You can have fun too!


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Worship me, I'm Jesus, king of the Jews.
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The AMAZING Jesus Christ Action Figure:

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--- Jesus Christ Action Figure ---

1. Water into wine action!

2. The ability to walk on water!

3. Feed an entire village with just 2 slices of bread!

Thank you, Jesus
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Drunken Jesus knows how to party!

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"Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it. When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine . . . . well drunk"
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