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Mormonicious » Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:24 am wrote: Being a Trumpet (aka the Christian Right's hero president), I would want one with a PUSSY GRABBING GRIP for the ladies.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/11/ ... 46496.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions ... eb8e8adf98
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47066659

https://youtu.be/o21fXqguD7U (youtube video of trump's statement about grabbing)
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Holy, holy, holy . . . . hail king of the joints!
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Touchdown, Jesus! It's a miracle!

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No bull, Jesus even works for food!

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Go Jesus!

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If you love me, kiss my feet.

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Prove your love and smooch my feet
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Dr Exiled » Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:38 pm wrote: Image

Behold, I approve of Jesus Christ Action Figure. May it bless all and inspire all to pay tithes and offerings to the most holy hedge fund.
Shulem » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:20 pm wrote:Hello, Father ELOHIM, our glorious Action Figure with a body of flesh and bones that you got from your Father who also has a body!

:lol:

Come on down, Daddy, and show us your body of flesh and bones! Me want to see your belly button! Me (doubting Shulem) wants to put my finger in your bellow button to make sure it's real. I must know if you have a real belly button. Come forth, Elohim, so that I may reach hither my finger and poke your belly button and then twist my finger to see if you feel it.

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Maksutov » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:45 pm wrote:
Shulem wrote:If you love me, kiss my feet.

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Prove your love and smooch my feet

Stop that! Our Lord is no sissy! He's a cherrypopping daddy like his daddy! :mad:
Shulem » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:54 pm wrote:Hey, you're not supposed to say "cherrypopping" in the Terrestrial Board. Shades won't tolerate that kind of behavior so you better take that down to the Telestial where cherries are appreciated. You should be ashamed of yourself!

I'm gonna be pissed if my thread gets booted down to the Telestial.

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And Jesus is too a sissy and so also is his freaking Daddy and his Daddy too. All of the Elohims suck!
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toon » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:47 pm wrote:
Shulem wrote:Notice the holly on top of the cross.
Mistletoe would have been better. I'd do him, and I'm straight.
Dr. Shades » Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:22 pm wrote:The first half of your sentence contradicts the second half, and vice-versa.
Shulem » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:19 pm wrote:Actually, there are many straight men that are curious and are willing to explore strange things for the sake of bettering their understanding of themselves and the world around them.

Also, there are many gay men who enter into heterosexual marriages for different reasons and do so to further whatever cause they have in their lives. Take me for example. I was married for 20 years to a woman! So, even you, Dr. Shades, must give me some credit!

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Shulem » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:33 pm wrote:Wait a second! I just realized something. Is toon a girl?
toon » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:44 pm wrote:Yes, it does. That's the joke. Jesus is so sexy that he can turn a straight man gay, just like turning water into wine. Kind of like Brad Pitt.
Shulem » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:18 pm wrote:Jesus can rock you if you let him.

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Let JESUS be part of your action, baby!
Maksutov » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:27 pm wrote: Image

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Dr. Shades » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:09 pm wrote:Wait, what? John Lithgow used to cross-dress back in the 60s?
Everybody Wang Chung » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:49 pm wrote:How awesome would it be if this was the opening act for Perfume.

Shades, you need to watch this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ewF1jtAJs
Dr. Shades » Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:21 am wrote:How dare you.

Ha! It would've been funnier had the uploader not made it so incredibly obvious.
moksha » Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:45 am wrote:Sam Young has been very effective against this type of behavior by bishops in the Church.
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Shulem » Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:56 pm wrote: I'm the Holy One

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---The Talking Jesus Doll---


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Me too, little girl, me too.

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We believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Orange-Haired Christ, and in scoring Two Points.

We believe that through the Coaching of Christ, all players may score points, by obedience to the coach and doing whatever he says.

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