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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:14 am
by Shulem
Jesus is dying to save you if you'll just let him out!

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I am Jesus Christ the Spring of the world!

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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:15 am
by Shulem
I'll forgive your sins. No matter how bad!

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Your true Jew friend

Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:18 am
by Shulem
It's God's holy absorption sign made manifest.

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Just add water!

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WARNING, not intended for feminine hygiene

Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:18 am
by Shulem
Jesus doll is your friend! He's dying just for you.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:20 am
by Shulem
Behold, it came to pass that Mary grew uneasy and troubled Joseph continuously. Therefore, Joseph, seeing he was no longer able to prevail, decided to hang it up.


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Sorry, Christmas is cancelled!

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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:20 am
by Shulem
Work out your salvation with fear & trembling

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Fear me, I'm Jesus the king of the Jews. Bow your knee or suffer death!


you're going to hell

Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:21 am
by Shulem
The Miracle Jesus Action Figure!

1. Glow-in-the-dark HANDS!
2. Feed 5,000 miniature people (Bread & Fish Included!)
3. Turn water into wine (Wine sold separately)


Fun for all ages

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You can make the Bible come true!

Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:22 am
by Shulem
It's the latest and greatest Jesus Christ Action Figure:

Fun for the prophet. Fun for the Pope.

You can have fun too!


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Worship me, I'm Jesus, king of the Jews.

Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:23 am
by Shulem
The AMAZING Jesus Christ Action Figure:

click the link

--- Jesus Christ Action Figure ---

1. Water into wine action!

2. The ability to walk on water!

3. Feed an entire village with just 2 slices of bread!

Thank you, Jesus

Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:24 am
by Shulem
Drunken Jesus knows how to party!

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"Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it. When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine . . . . well drunk"