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Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:47 am
by Shulem
Shulem » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:09 pm
You're not the king of the Jews! Take that! *cross not included
I'm gonna live forever!
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:54 am
by Shulem
DoubtingThomas » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:16 pm wrote:Haha! That is funnier than the Godmakers cartoon
Dr Exiled » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:04 am wrote:I always secretly believed in GI Jesus. He really knows how to kick some ass when necessary. Glad to see others know the truth finally. Although porn watching Jesus has some promise.
Mormonicious » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:23 pm wrote:At least jebus is White and Delightsome. Just think of the uproar if he was Aramaic.
by Dantana » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:25 pm wrote:So, I believe the Mormon-Geneva Accords allow for 'what is the name of the king' type bombs, but, I'm gonna re-assert that this is probably banned as it is certainly attacking civilians.
Bow before GI Jesus or suffer his wrath!
*sacrament cups and loaf of bread not included
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:04 am
by Shulem
Shulem » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:10 am
Folks, Christmas is around the corner and it's time to think about that special gift you want to get for your loved one who may have drifted away from the true spirit of Christ. Notice the holly on top of the cross. Have a holly jolly Christmas!
But wait! Halloween is almost here. Have a safe and blessed Halloween.
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:06 am
by Shulem
Jonah » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:15 pm wrote:
With the NBA season just around the corner, I have to say that Basketball Jesus is my favorite action figure -
Porn watching Jesus isn't bad either -
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:09 am
by Shulem
Introducing the amazing ninja-messiah!
He throws nails and shoots his enemies with a pump action shotgun!
Don't mess with the king of the Jews
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:10 am
by Shulem
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:11 am
by Shulem
I'll be your Buddy if you adore me and do anything I say.
1. Kiss my feet
2. Confess my name
3. Join my church
otherwise, go to hell
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:13 am
by Shulem
Take Up Your Cross!
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:13 am
by Shulem
Gift of Tongues Jesus!
(tongues sold separately)
Blah, blah, blah!
Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:14 am
by Shulem
Make bendable Jesus bow before you!
Jesus' backside sold separately
