Elder Holland: "What got translated got translated into the word of God"

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Criminal Mormons Canonize Book of Abraham

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POLYGAMOUS CHURCH PRESIDENT CANONIZED BOOK OF ABRAHAM LIE

CHURCH PRESIDENT TAYLOR ON THE RUN FOR MULTIPLE SEXUAL FELONIES

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John Taylor died in disgrace as a criminal on the run. He brought shame to the polygamous Mormon church and in the midst of his crimes he forced the BOOK OF ABRAHAM on the whole church. He was a shameful man and that spat at the the US flag and defied the law and the Constitution. John Taylor will always be remembered as a criminal who ran from the law!

kairos » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:39 am wrote:I have to say every one of your posts in this thread is damning to the viability and truthfulness of the Book of Abraham. Terrific work!

by the way if any of you know those who have the Book of Abraham on their shelves, refer them to this thread and watch the shelf break into pieces.

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“The Book of Abraham,” The Pearl of Great Price Student Manual (2000), 28–41

Student Manual wrote: Explanations of the facsimiles other than those provided by the Prophet Joseph Smith, which are printed with the facsimiles in the Pearl of Great Price, are tentative and subject to revision by additional revelation and insight from modern prophets.
The existing Explanations of the facsimiles given by Smith are binding on the church, period. None of Smith's successors have provided any input or comment on the existing Explanations or more to follow. The mouths of the prophets are shut.

Student Manual wrote:For example, the explanations for figures 3, 7, and 8 establish a clear relationship between the contents of facsimile 2 and the ordinances of the temple.
Absolutely false! The Church is lying. Figures 3, 7, and 8 are Egyptian pagan spells that include iconographic images of Egyptian gods manifesting themselves through cult rituals known only to the Egyptians and their pantheon. Figure 7 includes a god with an erect penis which is something the manual fails to mention! Why? The Church shamefully misrepresents sacred Egyptian art and religion.


Kae-e-vanrash Enish-go-on-dosh El Lay Pay!

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Joseph Smith Book of Abraham Facsimile No. 2 wrote:
. . . . called by the Egyptians Jah-oh-eh

. . . . called by the Egyptians Oliblish

. . . . called in Egyptian Enish-go-on-dosh

Let's verify Smith's translation and see if he was right:

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Nope, Smith didn't know what he was talking about.

Smith was wrong. Period.



QUESTION: Which of the following Universities offering degrees in Egyptology will support even to the smallest degree the Book of Abraham Facsimile Explanations?

Brown University
Yale University
Johns Hopkins University
University of Memphis
University of California - Berkeley
University of Pennsylvania
University of California - Los Angeles
University of Michigan - Ann Arbor
Lycoming College
Indiana University - Bloomington

ANSWER: None

What does that tell you about the academic accuracy of Joseph Smith's so-called Egyptian translations?
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Re: Elder Holland: "What got translated got translated into the word of God"

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honorentheos » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:44 am wrote:Oliver Cowdery wanted Smith to provide a final detailed account for how the Book of Mormon was translated but Smith refused, choosing to only say it was done through the gift and power of God.

I think Smith would be just fine with all this.
Holy Ghost » Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:59 pm wrote:
Themis wrote:Truth is always secondary to believing what the church leaders tell you.
This.
Holy Ghost » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:05 pm wrote:Osiris Hor's new, temple name is "Shulem". There, that's the best Mormon explanation.
Philo Sofee » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:09 pm wrote:
Holy Ghost wrote:Osiris Hor's new, temple name is "Shulem". There, that's the best Mormon explanation.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shulem » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:17 pm wrote:Fig. 7. Represents Mormon Man-gawd sitting upon his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Nasty-words of the Priesthood; as, also, the sign of the Horny Snake unto Mahonri Moriancumer, in the form of 8".

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Shulem » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:11 am wrote:O Osiris, the Eternal King, we ask thee, in the name of thy Son, Horus, to bless and sanctify this Facsimile to the souls of all those who read it, that they may do it in remembrance of the name of the king, which was given them in the Facsimile . . . .

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Fig. 2. King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head.

Thanks be to thy name, O Osiris, God of Egypt . . . .

And now we ask thee, O Osiris, in the name of Horus, the Son of thy bosom . . . .

And that all their salutations may be in the name of Osirs, with holy hands, uplifted to the Most High Amun-Ra . . . .

Hosanna to Osiris and to all the gods of Egypt!
President Russell NelSatan wrote:Listen up you apostates. Elder Holland told you that what got translated got translated -- end of story! There's nothing more to discuss. The writing in Figure 8 of Facsimile No. 3 is sacred and is had only in the holy temple. We will not discuss it with you or before the world.

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No more questions!
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Translate my Hah-ko-kau-beamic ass!
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Re: Elder Holland: "What got translated got translated into the word of God"

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The Book of Abraham was NOT translated from Egyptian papyrus. Nothing was translated from the papyrus! The whole work in itself was a fraudulent scheme devised by Smith to deceive Mormons in Kirtland. He made the whole thing up and did NOT translate a single Egyptian character or word. The word translate cannot be attributed to Joseph Smith's proven fraud. He did NOT translate Egyptian into English. What he did to the Egyptian papyrus was atrocious and immoral.

Please bookmark WIKIPEDIA:

Joseph Smith Papyri

It's a handy dandy reference and a great stroll down memory lane.

Did you know:

"The west room on the top floor of the Kirtland Temple was set aside as a translation room, and by August 1836, the papyri had been transferred there."

Backside of the mounted Joseph Smith Papyri, not to scale. Paper on which it was mounted included the Kirtland Temple and map of northern Ohio. wrote:
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What got translated got translated!
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What got translated got translated.

It's not secret but sacred and is had in the Holy Temple of God.



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Fig. 8. Contains writings that cannot be revealed unto the world;
but is to be had in the Holy Temple of God.



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Blessed be the gods of Egypt.
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Re: Elder Holland: "What got translated got translated into the word of God"

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Joseph Smith, Jr., Kirtland Temple Dedication wrote:
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Brother George A. Smith arose and began to guzzle wine, when a noise was heard like the sound of a popping corks, which filled the Temple, and all the congregation simultaneously toasted, being moved upon by stumbling about; many began to vomit and shout Hip, Hip, Hurrah!; others saw glorious visions; and I beheld the Temple was filled with drunks.
More wine, please!
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Hooray, I'm being translated into Facsimile 3!

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I'm translating, baby!



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You're only 14? Let's shag, baby!
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Hugh Nibley

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Abraham sits upon Pharaoh's throne just like the prophet translated.

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It's called in Egyptian Enish-go-on-dosh just like the prophet translated!

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It's a slave by the name Olimlah, just like the prophet translated.

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Boys dressed up like girls!

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Who said anything about a king's name?

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A king's name, you say?

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A king's name?

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I don't know the king's name. Ask the Backyard Professor.

I'm sure he can tell you.



The following links in WIKIPEDIA are excellent sources worth bookmarking to acquire quick information about the Joseph Smith papyrus and learn more about this controversial subject.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

Book of Abraham
Joseph Smith Papyri
Criticism of the Book of Abraham
Joseph Smith Hypocephalus
Kirtland Egyptian papers
Book of Joseph (Latter Day Saints)
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