Brigham Young declared Levi's "Fornication Pants".

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harmony wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Problem of course is can you imagine the bombshell that would follow such a talk. The only time I've heard such direct and blunt counsel was in closed meetings. Back then most meetings were limited to the Saints and a few visitors. Not so anymore.


The only closed meeting nowadays is Priesthood session. Maybe Levi's aren't considered fornication pants anymore. Maybe that's an exampe of Brigham speaking as a man.


Priesthood session isn't a closed meeting. It gets published.
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The Nehor wrote:
harmony wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Problem of course is can you imagine the bombshell that would follow such a talk. The only time I've heard such direct and blunt counsel was in closed meetings. Back then most meetings were limited to the Saints and a few visitors. Not so anymore.


The only closed meeting nowadays is Priesthood session. Maybe Levi's aren't considered fornication pants anymore. Maybe that's an exampe of Brigham speaking as a man.


Priesthood session isn't a closed meeting. It gets published.


It is certainly is closed. I can't get in. Neither can your mother.

Closed doesn't mean not published. Even Brigham's meeting was published. Closed means only open to certain people. For all I know, that which is published later was changed from that which was delivered from the pulpit.
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harmony wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
harmony wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Problem of course is can you imagine the bombshell that would follow such a talk. The only time I've heard such direct and blunt counsel was in closed meetings. Back then most meetings were limited to the Saints and a few visitors. Not so anymore.


The only closed meeting nowadays is Priesthood session. Maybe Levi's aren't considered fornication pants anymore. Maybe that's an exampe of Brigham speaking as a man.


Priesthood session isn't a closed meeting. It gets published.


It is certainly is closed. I can't get in. Neither can your mother.

Closed doesn't mean not published. Even Brigham's meeting was published. Closed means only open to certain people. For all I know, that which is published later was changed from that which was delivered from the pulpit.


Then we're using a different definition of closed. I do not consider the Relief Society General Broadcast closed.
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guy sajer wrote:Religious types tend to get hung up on evil social, fashion, etc. trends that portend all sorts of calamities, moral degradation, collapse of society, etc. In almost all cases, the trends march onward and none of the calamitous events ever actually happen. This'll be the case hundreds of years from now; religious nutcases will be frothing at the mouth over the same kinds of things predicting the fall of civilization.

BY was a religious nut and a megalomaniac nut to boot. Why does anyone in the 21st century give a s*** what this moron had to say?


Brigham certainly had his problems and ruled with an iron fist. But he was not a moron and he was fairly successful in settling the great basin of the USA as well as establishing the sect he led after Joseph Smith was killed. One could argue that he had more influence on what Mormonism is now then did Joseph Smith.
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I was going to post a link to the ZZ Top song "Velcro Fly", then realized how vulgar it was and thought better of it.

See, a prophets council does come in handy when pondering fashion choices and posting choices.
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Gazelam wrote:I was going to post a link to the ZZ Top song "Velcro Fly", then realized how vulgar it was and thought better of it.

See, a prophets council does come in handy when pondering fashion choices and posting choices.


You need just enough of that sticky stuff

to hold the seams of your fine blue jeans.

I say yeah yeah.

I say yeah yeah.

There ain't never a catch, all you got to do is snatch,

do the velcro fly,

do the velcro fly.

KA

PS - Does anyone actually wear jeans with velcro closures??? Eww.
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And Levi's jeans are the Only True Jeans for men. I know 'cause when they fit just right, my bosom heats up just a little. (Hey-- perhaps BY was on to something. Maybe they are fornication pants!)


That's nothing. Moniker is horny and luscious. You've just been aced.
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The Nehor wrote:
harmony wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
harmony wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Problem of course is can you imagine the bombshell that would follow such a talk. The only time I've heard such direct and blunt counsel was in closed meetings. Back then most meetings were limited to the Saints and a few visitors. Not so anymore.


The only closed meeting nowadays is Priesthood session. Maybe Levi's aren't considered fornication pants anymore. Maybe that's an exampe of Brigham speaking as a man.


Priesthood session isn't a closed meeting. It gets published.


It is certainly is closed. I can't get in. Neither can your mother.

Closed doesn't mean not published. Even Brigham's meeting was published. Closed means only open to certain people. For all I know, that which is published later was changed from that which was delivered from the pulpit.


Then we're using a different definition of closed. I do not consider the Relief Society General Broadcast closed.


First of all, the Relief Society General Broadcast is rebroadcast to the public, normally several weeks after the initial broadcast. Priesthood is never broadcast to the public. Also, as a Priesthood holder, you could walk into a Relief Society meeting and/or broadcast, and no one would say a word to you for being there. I doubt a woman would fare as well in a priesthood meeting of any kind.
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Also, as a Priesthood holder, you could walk into a Relief Society meeting and/or broadcast, and no one would say a word to you for being there. I doubt a woman would fare as well in a priesthood meeting of any kind.


That depends, are you bringing in refreshments?
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
moksha wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:
I heard that Heber J. Grant wore Old Navy.


With Adam-ondi-Ahman as the site of the first Blue Light Special.

Not to be confused with the Canaanite parallel location, Osh-Kosh-B’Gosh.

Isn't that reformed Egyptian? I coulda sworn that was like the 2nd closest star to Heaven, next to Kolob.
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