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_BishopRic
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Post by _BishopRic »

charity wrote:
BishopRic wrote:
Then, the "must wait until marriage" rule. NOT good! Plenty of sayings..."wouldn't buy a car without test-driving it first..." all apply. This sex thing is probably the most critical area of compatibility in a successful marriage, and you're not going to know how you "fit" with each other until it's too late?! And then you're stuck with him/her for all eternity?!

God couldn't be that mean!


Exaclty how many men did you want your wife to "try on" before she found a fit?


I suspect you're serious?! I was referring to "fit" metaphorically...compatible in all the important ways. Bottom line is if both partners are satisfied...and that can mean everything from about equal desires for frequency, cares and is aware of the partner's needs, open to comfortable spontaneity and experimentation...the list goes on. It is not simply a matter of physical "fit."

In my post-Mormon dating days, I've found vast differences in sexuality in women. I'm probably an average guy...dunno, but I've had partners that were extremely sexual, and that was just as uncomfortable for me as those who hardly wanted it.

It's nice to find that compatibility...before getting married. And a good match is...well, exquisite!
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Post by _truth dancer »

And you TD, like Harmony and some others here, are full of holy high h****s*** (I do believe that's the first time I've ever used profanity on this board). Stuff it you tendentious little twit.

Please, all of you, educate yourselves on LDS culture, philosophy, and teaching or sit down and shut up.


LOL.. spoken like a man who thinks women will obey him. ;-) Sorry to disappoint you Loren but I have the sense that there are no women (with one exception), on this board who go with the male authority idea. :-)

I'm not near as good as you at name calling but let me give it a try... actually, this is my first attempt so it may not flow quite as smoothly as your expert examples:

Ohhh you meanie, meanie, smelly feet, stupid doopid, farty-barty, pooh-pooh head!

And, what is "holy high h****s***"? How can horse pooh pooh be holy? Or high?

;-)

~dancer~
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Post by _Coggins7 »

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Harmony is not a Mormon. Harmony has never been a Mormon. Harmony is making it up as she goes along, which is why she knows little to nothing about basic church doctrines, church government, or church policies.



Harmony is a Mormon, she has been a Mormon since October 1970, she generally tells the truth as she sees it because if she makes it up, she forgets how it's supposed to go. Unlike Joseph, she doesn't have 6 different explanations for the same event. And she knows as much as the church as anyone else who's been involved for 35+ years.


Harmony, it can be proved, by a judicious mining of the archives of this forum and ZLMB, doesn't understand, basic, rudimentary, fundamental concepts of Church doctrine, policy, and Priesthood government. Ergo, she is either a quite traditional anti-Mormon fraud attempting to claim legitimacy for her vacuous and mendacious criticisms by claiming "insider" status as an active Mormon, or she spent 35 years in a religion she never bothered trying to understand or educate herself upon. Both are a possibility, I'll admit.


Oh, and I might add that harmony, unlike Loran, has always been active, temple worthy, with no periods of inactivity, no run-ins with the law, no time when the Word of Wisdom was kicked to the curb, and throughout her life has been an upstanding defender of the church (and still is, when they're doing something that needs defending). She married her high school sweetheart in the temple, raised 8 children, has held multiple callings, has 3 college degrees, and has a rewarding and fulfilling career as a fundraiser for a national non-profit.


This is, unwittingly on her part perhaps, just the kind of thing I'm talking about. If Harmony is Temple worthy, then she has lied like a real trooper through her pearly whites to get that recommend, because she does not accept a single basic doctrine or truth claim of the Church regarding its origin, the character of its founder, the ligitimacy of its new scripture, or the character or inspiration of its present leadership. Given this, either Harmony's Bishop and Stake President are semi-autistic mental defectives, or Harmony has carefully hidden her real views of the Church and the Gospel, interview after interview, from them. If Harmony is, indeed, a Mormon, then I've got to go with the latter. If you don't accept Joseph Smith as a Prophet, the First Vision and origin of the Church and Book of Mormon; if you do not and will not follow the counsel of the Lord's anointed in our day, and if you think Joseph to be a lying, self serving, megalomaniacal lecher, then if you've got a Temple recommend, at the very least, you are a liar and a deceiver yourself, having deceived your leaders, friends, and other Ward members that you are a Temple worthy member, when you are patently not, and that you are a Latter Day Saint, when you are patently nothing of the kind in anything but a purely technical sense, and hence should not be calling any alleged kettles black.

We've got Scratch's number in this area as well.

There are other church's, with other standards, in which this kind of dishonesty would not be necessary.


Not sexually repressed; sexually disappointed. Once again, you got it wrong. They aren't repressed at all. On the contrary, the women would be happy as clams, if their husbands suddenly showed some initiative and creativity in the bedroom.


You really cannot see that that this anti-male pose that dovetails nicely with your anti-Mormon pose is as transparently a manufactured shibboleth as one could imagine? You and I have been over your personal issues regarding Gospel teachings vis-a-vis marriage, family, and sexuality long ago, so don't think I haven't forgotten the Monkey's that are on your back and who's bidding you do.

As for my membership and temple recommend: they're quite substantial and need no seal of approval from Loran. Lucky for me, you have no stewardship over me. Of course, if you did, I'd request a transfer of my records to 2nd ward.


Either lucky for me your retard Bishop and SP have no stewardship over me, or lucky you that you can keep up this pose here for as long as it rattles your chain.

So, so, so utterly transparent. The sad thing is you really believe we're going to eventually buy it, if you just keep repeating the same claims over and over and over again. I've been in the Church all of my life. You, based upon several years of talking to you, either never have, or have, but never paid attention to a damn thing.

There are no other choices based upon long experience with your own words and claims. It simply is not possible that anyone as thoroughly in apostasy from the Church as you clearly are could have a Temple recommend. Remain in the Church? Sure. But as you do not accept virtually any of its truth claims or teachings, and consider its leadership to be generally benighted at best, you may as well just stop the charade, at least in my case.
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

truth dancer wrote:
And, what is "holy high h****s***"? How can horse pooh pooh be holy? Or high?

;-)

~dancer~


It depends on how high a horse you ride and the self-perceived righteousness of your mission.

;-)
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Post by _Moniker »

beastie wrote:
Don't let it spin around too many times whiles its so firmly emplaced up your derrière Beastie, that could cause serious spinal cord damage...


I knew you would like that image. It may even inspire a poem.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA :)
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Post by _Coggins7 »

LOL.. spoken like a man who thinks women will obey him. ;-) Sorry to disappoint you Loren but I have the sense that there are no women (with one exception), on this board who go with the male authority idea. :-)


Oh pleeeeeese keep the feverish feminist breast beating out of it TD. I hold no such views regarding woman, nor does any faithful Priesthood holder I know. You clearly have no substantive understanding of what the Patriarchal Order is and how it is understood in the Church vis-a-vis the man's leadership position in the home. Educate yourself, know what your taking about or STFD STFU.

Snip vacuous gibberish: Well I AM very good at name calling, proud of it, and since I do it so rarely and only when all other options fail, and since you and the other anti-Mormon bigots here have finially gone beyond the pall, sit back and enjoy the show.

The truth, folks, WILL hurt.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Post by _Coggins7 »

The sight of coggins lecturing someone about inner demons and hatreds is just too much....


You have no idea what mine are, if I have them, or their nature. Harmony, wittingly or not, in years past, has been very clear about her problems with the Church relative to its teachings on male/female relationships and here problems accepting such, based on some very clear problems she has with the male of the species as a matter of principle.

Slog on Beastie.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Post by _Coggins7 »

Those would be the folks who know me in real life.


I'm not talking about your probation officer, your sex therapist, or any of your marriage counselors, I'm speaking only of those here who have debated you and been made aware, in no uncertain terms, of your views.

Uh huh. Ya know, you make the church look bad, Loran. For one such as yourself to be a member just puts chills down the spines of the pure in heart.


But since you don't believe in the Church or its teachings, what does this matter to you?
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You have no idea what mine are, if I have them, or their nature. Harmony, wittingly or not, in years past, has been very clear about her problems with the Church relative to its teachings on male/female relationships and here problems accepting such, based on some very clear problems she has with the male of the species as a matter of principle.

Slog on Beastie.


Believe me, cog, it's quite apparent you have inner demons and hatreds. Quite. :O
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Loran,

Holy high h****s***? Personally, I would have much preferred the melodic ring of "high holy h****s***". But that's just a personal preference.

Now a couple of criticisms..."retard Bishop". Not received well on this end, but heh, it's your free for all.

About your advice to "STFU". I fail to see how this is helpful to your strong support of the LDS church/theology/doctrine/belief/culture in practice since shutting the F up about F-ing is a major sub theme of this thread. Aren't you really demonstrating the very repressive nature of LDS perspectives on sex that you appear to claim do not exist?

Care to explain?

LSD
;-)
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