Silly Chain emails
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Who are these people that have nothing better to do than make up stupid chain e-mails!!!!
(This said as I start my 3rd hour posting useless messages on message board when I could be doing SO many more fruitful things)
(This said as I start my 3rd hour posting useless messages on message board when I could be doing SO many more fruitful things)
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I find this place to be hostile toward all brands of stupidity. That's why I like it. - Some Schmo
Scottie wrote:Who are these people that have nothing better to do than make up stupid chain e-mails!!!!
(This said as I start my 3rd hour posting useless messages on message board when I could be doing SO many more fruitful things)
My co-workers. I'd start moaning over how they should be working, but I'm on here 90% of the time I'm at my office...
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Some Schmo wrote:Nothing makes me delete an email faster than seeing something like the following at the bottom of the page:
"Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes."
I mean, just how stupid do people have to be? Who on Earth would...?
Oh wait... wait a second... if they believe the contents of the email, then maybe... that's right... hmmm... I see...
Amen, Schmo! I can't tell you how many of these stupid chains I've broken. LOL
Co-workers are the worst offenders, too! I agree, GoodK, it's maddening!
And the real problem is, it's not like you can set their email address on SPAM. They're your co-workers. On the off chance that they actually send you an email regarding work, you have to keep them in your address book.
GRRR!
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I usually just hit 'reply to all' and type a message that makes the sender look stupid. More often than not, I don't get junk mail from them again.
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Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
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Yeah, after hitting reply to all and including a Snopes link exploding whatever stupid urban legend the chain letter contained, with an admonition not to contribute to the clogging of our inboxes with such silly crap, two or three times, I've finally stopped getting this kind of thing from my extended family and friends. It could actually be that most of them have lost their "internet innocence" by now and actually know better. One can always hope.
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Chain mail, I just opened in my account:
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Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I do n't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his composition?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I do n't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his composition?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Just punched myself on the face...