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_William Schryver
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Post by _William Schryver »

CK:

If I were to revive my belief in miraculous conception, I would probably guess that the fetus was formed instantaneously by a flick of God's magic wand, rather than requiring any sperm/egg interaction. The idea that God used his celestial prerogative to convince a young, betrothed virgin to have sex with him before ever having been with her husband is sufficiently atrocious that I think I'd have kicked him in his celestial balls.


Sethbag:

A sort of Mormon Droit de seigneur. It's the logical conclusion to be drawn from the belief in the literal fathership of Jesus by a corporeal mammal God, however in my view this is just another smoking gun of the fact that Mormonism is a manmade religion, and we've created God in our own image.

Yes, the predictable reactions, respectively, from the agnostic former Christian and the atheist former Mormon. Both consumed with repulsion towards the concept of exalted flesh, each in his own peculiar fashion; each as bereft of faith in the divine as the other; neither able to reconcile the desire for meaning with the seeming reality of meaninglessness.

Sad.

In my judgment, the concept of God as the literal father of Jesus is inextricably connected to the concept of his universal fatherhood. If God is not the father of Jesus, in the only way he possibly could be, then (as I stated previously) there is no such thing as God.
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
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Post by _CaliforniaKid »

William Schryver wrote:Yes, the predictable reactions, respectively, from the agnostic former Christian and the atheist former Mormon. Both consumed with repulsion towards the concept of exalted flesh, each in his own peculiar fashion; each as bereft of faith in the divine as the other; neither able to reconcile the desire for meaning with the seeming reality of meaninglessness.

Sad.


lol!
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Post by _William Schryver »

CaliforniaKid wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Yes, the predictable reactions, respectively, from the agnostic former Christian and the atheist former Mormon. Both consumed with repulsion towards the concept of exalted flesh, each in his own peculiar fashion; each as bereft of faith in the divine as the other; neither able to reconcile the desire for meaning with the seeming reality of meaninglessness.

Sad.


lol!

Yes, but spoken aloud, with just the right measure of solemnity mixed with a pinch of sincere sympathy (or a 1/2 teaspoon of feigned sympathy in lieu thereof) it really packs quite a punch.

Don't you have a paper to write or something?

Me, I just pulled four fresh loaves of bread out of the oven and need to wrap three of them for the freezer and cut off and hide the heels of the fourth before my wife comes home from work and eats them ...
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
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Post by _CaliforniaKid »

William Schryver wrote:Don't you have a paper to write or something?


Actually, I'm writing one in another window on the emergence of Pentecostalism in India. But my compulsive personality forces me to hit "refresh" over here every few minutes or so...
_Sethbag
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William Schryver wrote:Yes, the predictable reactions, respectively, from the agnostic former Christian and the atheist former Mormon. Both consumed with repulsion towards the concept of exalted flesh, each in his own peculiar fashion; each as bereft of faith in the divine as the other; neither able to reconcile the desire for meaning with the seeming reality of meaninglessness.

Actually, Will, I'm not repelled by the concept of exalted flesh. I wish it were true that I could become a resurrected, glorified mammal God someday. It's not a repulsion that elicits such responses as the one you quoted in your post. It's simply that I don't believe that's it's true. There is no glorified mammal God out there in the universe somewhere, procreating homo sapiens spirits with his harem of glorified homo sapiens wives. This is simply not a credible belief. I don't hate the doctrine of pre-existing homo sapiens spirits with the potential to become mammal Gods someday, Will. It's simply not true. It's a belief invented by human beings.

What I do hate, is the way people condition each others' minds to actually believe this mythology as fact. Look at Gazelam. He's obviously a smart guy, and yet he really believes that Noah saved humanity from extinction on a giant wooden ship four or five thousand years ago. He just said that the Australian aborigines must have been descendants of Ham. He doesn't believe that evolution is responsible for the diversity of species on Earth. He believes that Adam and Eve, 6000 or so years ago, were literally, and in fact the first homo sapiens on the Earth.

And he believes all of this because he has been conditioned, and chosen, to accept the "revelations" of a charlatan and a collection of bronze age goatherders, above mountains of physical evidence. And this is just the Mormon version of the same process by which Scientologists come to really believe that Xenu ruled the galaxy 75 million years ago, or Hindu true believers really believe that Rama's army of monkeys built the Ram Setu limestone and sand formation between India and Sri Lanka. Or true-believing Incas really believed that sacrificing a young virgin girl somehow appeased some god who controlled conditions that affected them as a people, or whatever.

Sad.

What's really sad is that you, who are also a smart guy, believe at least some of this stuff too, because you have to or else your beloved Prophets, Seers, and Revelators are conclusively demonstrated to have been completely clueless about the "truths" they taught in the past. What's really sad is that you, a smart guy, love and honor Joseph Smith for being such a great guy, when in fact he was a liar and a serial philanderer who broke his wife's heart over and over, and then f**ked her best friends for good measure. It's sad how you make so many excuses and so many allowances for Joseph Smith, so he can continue being the great guy to you that you've decided to believe he is, when if it were some other church's leader with the exact same history, it would be pretty obvious to you that the guy wasn't what he claimed to be.

Joseph Smith is your L. Ron Hubbard, Will. He's your Charles Taze Russell and Joseph Franklin Rutherford. He's your Ann Lee. He's your Mary Baker Eddy. He's your Pat Robertson. He's your Jerry Falwell. He's your Joseph Ratzinger, your Rowan Williams. He's your Warren Jeffs, your Marshall Applewhite, and your David Koresh. He's your Jim Jones.

Will, it must be excrutiatingly obvious to you that all of these people I mentioned above are man-made frauds. They are all people who represented themselves in one way or another as God's representative on Earth. And all were believed in by people, some by the millions, some by the thousands, some by the hundreds, and some only by the dozens. Every one of those people I mentioned have, or had people who believed in their divine mission every bit as much as you believe in Joseph Smith, and yet you, Will Schryver, know they were not who they claimed to be. You can look around and see how easily so many other people have been fooled by their faith and belief in people whom they took for representatives of God, and yet for some reason or other you cannot allow yourself to see that you are just like all the believers in these other false prophets. You are not an exception to the rule, Will. You're every bit as deceived in your faith and belief in the divine appointment of Joseph Smith as these other people's believers are or were. Every single bit.

But you'll just dismiss this with a wave of the hand and go on thinking it may be so with all these others, but you're different. You're different because Joseph Smith really was what he claimed to be. And you'd know it if he weren't, right? You'd know it because somehow your insight into your own credulousness and ability to believe is somehow so much more fine-tuned than the insight billions of other false believers have in the world. They just don't get it, but you do.

That, will, is what is truly sad.

In my judgment, the concept of God as the literal father of Jesus is inextricably connected to the concept of his universal fatherhood. If God is not the father of Jesus, in the only way he possibly could be, then (as I stated previously) there is no such thing as God.

So, as a product of organisms which reproduce sexually, as a result of evolution, you naturally envision a God who reproduces sexually too. I guess if you were a potato you'd be singing "I am an eye of God", or if you were a bamboo you'd be singing "I am a extension of the Prime Root System", or if you were a bacterium you'd be singing "I am the Googleplexth subdivision of God".

On the planet Zork there are the octopus people who reproduce by ovulating and ejaculating into a quiet pool of water and then go on their merry way, letting their tadpole people to fend for themselves. Their God, naturally, doesn't actually have a harem of eternal wives. Their God is just some anonymous Prime Ejaculator who created their universe and then went off to create a new one - naturally there are a lot more Deists than Theists on Zork, but don't blame them - they're just creating a God after their own image too, and unfortunately their model of parenthood simply lends itself more to the Absentee God framework than ours. Hey, don't judge them - that's speciesist.
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Post by _beastie »

Seth,

I do believe you have summed up in one post what I've been trying to say to TBMs for years. Nothing more can be said.

I only wish it were short enough for a sig line.

I rarely save posts, but I am saving yours.

:::genuflects in respect::::
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Post by _Moniker »

beastie wrote:Seth,

I do believe you have summed up in one post what I've been trying to say to TBMs for years. Nothing more can be said.

I only wish it were short enough for a sig line.

I rarely save posts, but I am saving yours.

:::genuflects in respect::::


He's good, isn't he?
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Post by _Sethbag »

I dunno. I'm sort of a one-trick pony on these boards. I certainly don't have anything on Beastie in terms of actually knowing anything. I keep thinking though that the one thing that might have a chance of getting through a TBM's shell is a clear illustration of just how similar their situation is to the situations of billions of other believers. It's really easy for them to see how wrong everyone else is, and how obviously false everyone else's prophets and leaders are. I keep thinking that if they can be shown this clearly enough, and find a way to show the LDS church in its real context as a more or less insignificant manmade religion comparable to many others, it might sink in.

Before I could accept that the LDS church wasn't true, I had to believe that it was even possible for it not to be true. In order for that possibility to have any credibility with me, I had to be able to see and explain the LDS church as I knew it away. It really did take the Book of Abraham and Joseph's sexual promiscuity to get me to finally accept that maybe it wasn't true, but as I accepted that possibility, a lot of other things started to click and it started making sense to me how it might all not really be true. I am trying to find a way to share that thought process with others. I don't think I've yet succeeded, except with other exmos, but I keep trying. There's got to be a formula somehow for explaining the LDS place in the universe in a way that allows others to see it in context with all the other manmade religions.

This is one reason why I keep bringing up the idea that it is apparently very, very easy for a human being to become convinced that their religious beliefs are true, and yet actually be wrong about it. It's so easy that almost everyone in the world is in this very state, and yet nobody thinks this applies to them, too. I keep believing that if I can frame this question properly, even a hardened TBM might see a ray of light through some small chink in their testimony, and actually start to consider the possibility that maybe they're wrong too.

It's basically like this. It's one of the easiest things in the world for a human being to be genuinely, and powerfully convinced of the truthfulness of their religious beliefs, and yet be wrong about it. Why do you think that you're the exception to this? What makes you so confident that you can judge yourself not to fall victim to this same misplaced confidence in your belief that seemingly afflicts 99.5% of the other believers on Earth? I'm hoping that some intellectually honest TBM will actually think hard about that and realize that hey, yeah, wow, why am I so confident that I really could tell if my religious beliefs weren't actually true? Most other people can't tell that their beliefs are wrong, so why do I just assume that I can? What if I'm in the same state in terms of misplaced confidence in my beliefs, that everyone else is in? How would I even know it? And would I want to know it?

I honestly think that this kind of line of reasoning is one of the things that has the most potential to bring a hardened TBM out of their certainty. As long as they cannot even conceive of the possibility that they might be wrong about their faith, any little factoid about Joseph Smith will just automatically be rationalized and excused away.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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Post by _Gazelam »

Seth,

You compare the LDS church (Joseph Smith really) to a string of others, but there really is no comparison. It takes no effort at all really to knock down these other churchs as a false belief system. Hell, just stand Kims Methodist church up next to the LDS church and watch how fast that withers.

Moni linked to an ancient city in an effort to show a belief system that predates christianity, and what did we see? A pre Law of Moses Temple site with heiroglyphs showing the same temple ceremony, the same belief system (tree of life), and the same temple cothing and ritual that Joseph Smith taught us. (stole it from the Masons my ass)

The more you look into history and dig up these sites and all these scriptures, the more the church is proven to be true. What you are failing to do is excercise faith in the testimonies of all of the people who have actually seen and spoken to God himself, and you are failing to overlay their testimonies and see the entire ancient and modern record back one another up!

Just for starters, compare Joseph Smiths Book of Abraham to the other Book of Abrahams that have come forth. They support one another ! Do the same thing with the Book of Moses and other Book of Enochs !

Faith comes by hearing the word of God through the testimonies of the servants of God and in no other way. And the things they testify of are repeatable in your own life. that's one thign Joseph Smith showed very plainly, no experience he had was not reproduceable in another mans life. He shared the angels that visited with him with others. he wasn't alone in his witness of Jesus, Elijah, Peter James and John, and most of all Moroni.

And plenty of Modern Prophets have testified of being witnesses to the Savior himself.

Your not listening Seth. Pay attention.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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