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_Mister Scratch
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LDS M:

Please allow me to extend a warm and hearty welcome to you!
_LDS Missionary
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Mister Scratch wrote:LDS M:

Please allow me to extend a warm and hearty welcome to you!


Thank you!
_Coggins7
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Thanks for the warm welcome. You're in Oklahoma, not far from my original stomping grounds in Arkansas. Elder Bednar was my stake president for some time there in Arkansas way back in the day.



Oooooooooooklahoma, where the exmos gyrate on the plains
Where the cupcakes stay
On a silver tray
And the earrings dangle on their chains...
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Mister Scratch wrote:LDS M:

Please allow me to extend a warm and hearty welcome to you!



Urrrrrk...
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Post by _Coggins7 »

Covers any tampering of the little factories before sacrament meeting.



Uh huh...

If this is the shape of things to come, I can see why bc made his initial observation.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Post by _LDS Missionary »

Coggins7 wrote:
Thanks for the warm welcome. You're in Oklahoma, not far from my original stomping grounds in Arkansas. Elder Bednar was my stake president for some time there in Arkansas way back in the day.



Oooooooooooklahoma, where the exmos gyrate on the plains
Where the cupcakes stay
On a silver tray
And the earrings dangle on their chains...


That's pretty funny. Here's my version:

Oooooooooooklahoma, where apostles run into the law;
But to jail they'll go,
For stealin' children's clothes,
And be buried out in Arkansas...

But it's really only funny if you know about Parley Pratt. :)
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10 to 1 you have problems across the entire moral, ethical, and intellectual spectrum, as your post above makes excruciatingly clear.


Tsk Tsk Coggins. Aren't you inactive? He who is without cast the fist stone you know....


Galatians 5:22-23.
_Jason Bourne
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Post by _Jason Bourne »

Oh, and a CFR reference, whatever that means. I'm not up on that acronym yet, but I'll do some homework.


Call For Reference.

BC Space is quick to demand them and slow to provide them.
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Call For Reference.

BC Space is quick to demand them and slow to provide them.


Love the avatar and name. Big Jason Bourne fan.
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

LDS Missionary wrote:Oooooooooooklahoma, where apostles run into the law;
But to jail they'll go,
For stealin' children's clothes,
And be buried out in Arkansas...

But it's really only funny if you know about Parley Pratt. :)


I love it!

You know, they tried to dig up Pratt recently, but couldn't find his body. I guess it was one of those slippery treasures that just kept evading it's seekers. Perhaps if the searching party had worn all black, ridden in black cars and done the hokey-pokey they would have found him.

Or, maybe they ceased looking because a toad-like creature warned them to stop?

KA
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