LifeOnaPlate wrote:She is the best dong in the whole world, and I love her!
You like dongs?
cksalmon wrote:But, seriously, Dude, whilst he was still alive, God rest his soul (=car accident; fender repair for them), liked biting the heads off of poodles. And my fingertips.
Your fingertips have heads?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Jersey Girl wrote:Or we can view this thread as proof positive that Scratch is a few clowns short of a circus.
I think he may actually have a clown surplus.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Since we're getting all personal on this thread, and talking about dogs, I think it is only appropriate to bring my own little dog into the mix.
She's a cutie!
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
cksalmon wrote:But, seriously, Dude, whilst he was still alive, God rest his soul (=car accident; fender repair for them), liked biting the heads off of poodles. And my fingertips.