I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.

[_collegeterrace]

<Mormon truthiness reasoning="on">

With all of the persecution, death threats, and so many people against Mister Scratch, it must mean one thing!

He is TRUE.

</Mormon truthiness reasoning="off">
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[_The Nehor]

Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[_collegeterrace]

Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Noted from the poster on meds, Nehor.

Following in the dirty boot steps of your idol?

[Guest]

In the dungeon of Castle Orem, I'm breeding a race of superpowerful warriors called Morcs. When my work is complete, we will rule the world, and all dissent will be squashed forever.

Mwahahahaha.



Quick! Somebody fetch a fan and his smelling salts for Master Scartch! The poor fellow has fainted dead away!

He's out on the sidewalk, right by my garbage can. He was halfway in it when he had his crisis, and it's fallen over with him still in the can, his legs hanging out. I feel terrible. I didn't realize that he could hear me from there.

[_LifeOnaPlate]

In the dungeon of Castle Orem, I'm breading a race of superpowerful warriors called Morcs. When my work is complete, we will rule the world, and all dissent will be squashed forever.

Mwahahahaha.



Quick! Somebody fetch a fan and his smelling salts for Master Scartch! The poor fellow has fainted dead away!

He's out on the sidewalk, right by my garbage can. He was halfway in it when he had his crisis, and it's fallen over with him still in the can, his legs hanging out. I feel terrible. I didn't realize that he could hear me from there.

yes master peterson

[_Dr. Shades]

Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.

Oh geez. Not you too!

[_Daniel Peterson]

Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.

Oh geez. Not you too!

I call for a congressional inquiry.

I'm personally terrified. I doubt that I'll sleep tonight.

Oh, this is simply horrible.

[_Yoda]

Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.

Oh geez. Not you too!

Death threat on aisle three!

[_Dr. Shades]

I call for a congressional inquiry.

I'm personally terrified. I doubt that I'll sleep tonight.

Oh, this is simply horrible.

Don't get me wrong: I'm not implying that I take it seriously; I simply implied my fear that others might.

[_LifeOnaPlate]

I sanctimoniously demand an apology. Nehor, get that red dot off Scratch's forehead and tell me you are sorry. You could at least attempt the murder face to face rather than at such a distance.