"I get mad every time I think about those Kikes. The Kikes are so clannish; and they wear funny cloths. Those stupid Kikes always do what their Rabbis tell them. They think they should be obedient to God. What mindless Kikebots. They actually have 613 commandments; count ‘em--six hundred and thirteen. This proves they're a mind-control cult. You know, Kikes have committed murder and embezzled money. In fact, when a Kike commits murder, it's because he's a Kike. There is something about those Kikes that makes them violent. The Kikes are all rich, too. They control the money and politics of New York. Not just New York, they control Hollywood too, and want to control the politics of the entire country. Indeed, they are a threat to freedom and democracy. And their kosher rules are so-ooo stupid. They make me want to gag. Why shouldn't I eat a cheeseburger if I want to? You can't get a good ham sandwich in a Kike deli. I want a ham sandwich, and I'm not going to let those Kikes stop me from eating it. I sure hate those Kikes! They drive me nuts."
for what it's worth, I just called my sister, who is Jewish, and read her Bill's quote (and yes, I explained the context). For some reason, her irony sensor must also be broken, because she didn't find it ironic or appropriate. Nor did her husband. And she's not even part of our little circle. Go figure.
William Schryver wrote:For the record, Bill Hamblin is my kind of apologist.
You are probably banking on his dropping by to view your kissassery.
William Schryver wrote:And yet, judging by the orgy of condemnation being heaped (almost, as it were, in a circle) upon his little "kike" parody, it is apparent -- yet again -- that the irony sensor is the first thing to wither into complete dysfunction once the exmormon is liberated from the chains of his former faith.
More likely it is evidence that a few virulent apologists lack a sense of taste and propriety. I'm sure our sense of irony and humor is just fine. Your inability to detect either here rather suggests you are the one with the problem.
William Schryver wrote:Oh, and -- for the record -- I wouldn't be seen at Sunstone either, except perhaps as a heckler.
Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea ...
Yes, for the record I am sure... the record being the memory of the apologists you view as your buddies. Now they know exactly how dedicated you are. Surely you would have joined them in dropping by the Tanners' store to annoy Sandra. That's just the kind of 'bad boy' of apologetics you are. You never disappoint.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
"I get mad every time I think about those Kikes. The Kikes are so clannish; and they wear funny cloths. Those stupid Kikes always do what their Rabbis tell them. They think they should be obedient to God. What mindless Kikebots. They actually have 613 commandments; count ‘em--six hundred and thirteen. This proves they're a mind-control cult. You know, Kikes have committed murder and embezzled money. In fact, when a Kike commits murder, it's because he's a Kike. There is something about those Kikes that makes them violent. The Kikes are all rich, too. They control the money and politics of New York. Not just New York, they control Hollywood too, and want to control the politics of the entire country. Indeed, they are a threat to freedom and democracy. And their kosher rules are so-ooo stupid. They make me want to gag. Why shouldn't I eat a cheeseburger if I want to? You can't get a good ham sandwich in a Kike deli. I want a ham sandwich, and I'm not going to let those Kikes stop me from eating it. I sure hate those Kikes! They drive me nuts."
for what it's worth, I just called my sister, who is Jewish, and read her Bill's quote (and yes, I explained the context). For some reason, her irony sensor must also be broken, because she didn't find it ironic or appropriate. Nor did her husband. And she's not even part of our little circle. Go figure.
They're probably liberal kikes.
But, for the record, both my wife and I have Jewish grandparents--my great-grandfather was a rabbi; and my wife is sufficiently Jewish to have been gathered up for the "Final Solution." So don't be springing your whiny-ass political correctness crapola on us in hopes of garnering a whole lot of sympathy.
Not that you would do something like that, of course.
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... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
William Schryver wrote:Oh, and -- for the record -- I wouldn't be seen at Sunstone either, except perhaps as a heckler.
Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea ...
You wouldn't be seen at Sunstone, but you attended an ex-Mormon conference?
I don't recall anyone heckling Brent, though it might have been amusing to see someone try. He's big.
KA
You know what they say, "the bigger they are ..."
Besides, even big guys don't mess with The Zohan. . . . Edit: Besides, I only went to the Exmo Conference because I heard there were easy chicks to be found. And, as a matter of fact, I saw several. In fact, I wrote a chronicle of my adventures. Bill Hamblin was one of several who read it. It's since been retired to the "vault," I'm sure.
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... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
William Schryver wrote:[So don't be springing your whiny-ass political correctness crapola on us in hopes of garnering a whole lot of sympathy.
Hamblin made the analogy, not you. Your motivation to support him in it is transparent enough. Pucker up, buttercup.
You've been my mentor, Kissassman.
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
William Schryver wrote:Edit: Besides, I only went to the Exmo Conference because I heard there were easy chicks to be found. And, as a matter of fact, I saw several. In fact, I wrote a chronicle of my adventures. Bill Hamblin was one of several who read it. It's since been retired to the "vault," I'm sure.
Oh my! The adventures of Wee Willy at the Exmo Conference. A short story with loud laughter at the end of it.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
William Schryver wrote:Edit: Besides, I only went to the Exmo Conference because I heard there were easy chicks to be found. And, as a matter of fact, I saw several. In fact, I wrote a chronicle of my adventures. Bill Hamblin was one of several who read it. It's since been retired to the "vault," I'm sure.
Oh my! The adventures of Wee Willy at the Exmo Conference. A short story with loud laughter at the end of it.
Mercifully, it was a short story. I only lingered an hour or two. But the laughs started from before I ever even walked in the place. The prologue was a female Australian exmo outside the doors, double-fisting a Manhattan and a Cape Cod while recounting her conquest of the previous night between drags on a Marlboro. That was followed shortly by Tal Bachman staggering up to the urinal next to me, propping a half-empty six-pack atop the porcelain and asking me if I was enjoying "the show."
And it got even better!
Of course, as they say, truth is stranger than fiction, and this story never had any need to veer into hyperbole, as fantastic as it may have read in places.
Naturally, Kimberly Ann and her "black magic" dress just about stole the show -- but it's probably best if I keep that part sacred ... er ... secret.
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
