Brant Gardner on Clark and Book of Mormon Historicity

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Re: Brant Gardner on Clark and Book of Mormon Historicity

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EAllusion wrote:
Daniel Peterson wrote:Well, if it'll make you feel any better, I regard most opera as just an older form of the musical. There's nothing particularly deep or difficult, in my view, about the story line of I Pagliacci or Cavalleria Rusticana (nor, for that matter, of Così fan tutte or La bohème or Turandot).


I don't think so either. I think people who stick who automatically view opera as high and broadway musicals as low, especially in terms of intellectual sophistication needed for appreciation, are not unlike people who will only respect comic books if they get to call them graphic novels. It's pretenious douchebaggery. Nonetheless, they have a patina of high culture about them and sound intellectually sophisticated to a certain crowd as a result.


Notice, though, EAllusion, that he said "most opera." Do you want to place bets on which operas he regards as "deep" and "difficult"? I'll put money on Der Ring des Nibelungen, and perhaps Don Giovanni. It's not so much that these are any "deeper" or more "difficult" in any way that DCP could meaningfully explain; it's just that they fit neatly into his rather predictable aesthetic. (I'm sure you've noticed that he's also enamored of T.S. Eliot, who is to nerdy adolescent males precisely what Sylvia Plath is to nerdy adolescent females.)

You definitely have a habit of name dropping stodgy, intellectual-sounding things in questionable situations often enough that it makes it look like your trying to impress upon your audience that you are intellectually serious. One can almost seeing you hold a giant, dusty old copy of Shakespeare's collected works in your lap as you type. As an intelligent person, I trust you know that others who are mature, intelligent, and reasonably educated aren't going to be impressed by such things (Yale! Oxford!), but, trust me, that's the tone it sets. Hey, it's no fun to have real personality quirks like this poked at, but you dish out enough that I'm not worried about it. Plus, I think you rather like this kind of conversation.


The thing is that he seems like he is stuck back in 1962, and that he's still relying on old High Culture guides to tell him what he ought to like (that and the fact that his tastes run towards the Uber-Serious, Brooding Male Adolescent). So, I think your "stodgy" descriptor is dead-on. Most of the "mature, intelligent, and reasonably educated" are also interested in being half-way up-to-speed, culturally speaking, and DCP doesn't seem to have gotten beyond, say, The Beatles. It's not as if he's telling us about how he's trying to decide between a Mars Volta album vs. the new Bat for Lashes, or how much he hated the ending of John Wray's latest novel, or that he thought In Bruges was well-crafted. I pointed much of this out to him once and his response was to adopt a Ward Cleaver avatar, which he's still using to this day. I also think you're right to not worry about poking him. He won't adopt things that genuinely worry/hurt him, such as my suggestion that he change the phrase over his avatar to, "Paid LDS Apologist."

One other thing: I don't know where he's getting this "class and status anxiety" thing. Didn't he come from relatively "low-born" stock? Is this a "takes one to know one" kind of a thing?
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Doctor Scratch wrote:Notice, though, EAllusion, that he said "most opera." Do you want to place bets on which operas he regards as "deep" and "difficult"? I'll put money on Der Ring des Nibelungen, and perhaps Don Giovanni. It's not so much that these are any "deeper" or more "difficult" in any way that DCP could meaningfully explain; it's just that they fit neatly into his rather predictable aesthetic.

My "rather predictable aesthetic"?

It's very predictable by your standards, of course, since you both make the predictions and then assess their accuracy, with little or no input from me and essentially no real data.

Yes, I think Wagner's operas have considerable depth to them -- as do certain others. If that makes me a conventional middle-brow philistine, I guess I have to plead guilty. Along with similarly bourgeois conformists like Bernard Shaw and the early Friedrich Nietzsche.

Doctor Scratch wrote:I'm sure you've noticed that he's also enamored of T.S. Eliot, who is to adolescent males precisely what Sylvia Plath is to adolescent females.

LOL. A liking for the poetry and prose of Eliot. Yet more evidence of my small-minded provinciality!

Doctor Scratch wrote:The thing is that he seems like he is stuck back in 1962, and that he's still relying on old High Culture guides to tell him what he ought to like (that and the fact that his tastes run towards the Uber-Serious, Brooding Male Adolescent).

Scratch, of course, is intimately acquainted with me, my library, and my collection of recordings.

Doctor Scratch wrote:So, I think your "stodgy" descriptor is dead-on. Most of the "mature, intelligent, and reasonably educated" are also interested in being half-way up-to-speed, culturally speaking, and DCP doesn't seem to have gotten beyond, say, The Beatles.

I first heard of the Beatles in early 1964, I believe. Which is two years after AD 1962, in which Scratch says I'm stuck. Can he please get his story straight?

I wonder if Scratch can list the magazines to which I subscribe. (Hint: Some are directly relevant to his claims here.)

Can he identify the CDs that are on my desk right now? (Hint: They won't fit his model. Not even close.)

Doctor Scratch wrote:I also think you're right to not worry about poking him.

Scratch has been on a campaign against me for more than three years now. Against my personality, my ethics, my publications, my personal finances, my taste in art, my musical preferences, my favorite novels, my sense of humor -- everything. It's total war for the guy. Extremely bizarre. And when he doesn't know anything (which is much of the time), he simply makes it up.

Doctor Scratch wrote:He won't adopt things that genuinely worry/hurt him, such as my suggestion that he change the phrase over his avatar to, "Paid LDS Apologist."

Which, being interpreted, means that I won't lie.

Doctor Scratch wrote:One other thing: I don't know where he's getting this "class and status anxiety" thing. Didn't he come from relatively "low-born" stock?

Indeed I did. My parents had two years of college between them. My mother grew up in St. George, Utah. My father, born to Scandinavian immigrant parents, grew up on a farm in rural North Dakota. He started and owned a construction company in southern California. I worked construction through my Ph.D. My uncles in both families were involved in farming, trucking, construction, and similar occupations. I freely confess it. I'm not embarrassed in the slightest degree to do so. Good people. Salt of the earth. I still feel very comfortable with such folks.
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Good people. Salt of the earth. I still feel very comfortable with such folks.


Hmmm. Ok, you scored some points with me.

Hmmmm.

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Daniel Peterson wrote:I wonder if Scratch can list the magazines to which I subscribe. (Hint: Some are directly relevant to his claims here.)


Oh, by all means---please enlighten us! The mind reels at the possibilities.... What magazines does DCP read in order to feel hip? Harper's Bazaar? The Ensign? Playboy? Maxim?

Doctor Scratch wrote:One other thing: I don't know where he's getting this "class and status anxiety" thing. Didn't he come from relatively "low-born" stock?

Indeed I did. My parents had two years of college between them. My mother grew up in St. George, Utah. My father, born to Scandinavian immigrant parents, grew up on a farm in rural North Dakota. He started and owned a construction company in southern California. I worked construction through my Ph.D. My uncles in both families were involved in farming, trucking, construction, and similar occupations. I freely confess it. I'm not embarrassed in the slightest degree to do so. Good people. Salt of the earth. I still feel very comfortable with such folks.


So what's with the "class and status anxiety" cheap shot?


See, EAllusion? That's how it's done. ; )
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Doctor Scratch wrote:
Daniel Peterson wrote:I wonder if Scratch can list the magazines to which I subscribe. (Hint: Some are directly relevant to his claims here.)

Oh, by all means---please enlighten us! The mind reels at the possibilities.... What magazines does DCP read in order to feel hip? Harper's Bazaar? The Ensign? Playboy? Maxim?

In other words, you don't know.

Yet you issue broad judgments about my reading, my familiarity with contemporary culture, etc.

This is just a specific illustration of the general principle: You make it up.

What CDs are on my desk right now, Scratch? (You missed that one.) Name them. Or name the genres. I promise not to shuffle them around or switch them. How close can you come? (Hint: There must be about twenty. Can you get any of them right? Can you even come close?)

You pretend to know all about my tastes in music. Let's see what you actually know.

By the way, I don't read any magazine in hopes of feeling "hip." You may feel an intensely anxious insecurity in that regard, but I don't. I read magazines that interest me.

What are they, Scratch?

Doctor Scratch wrote:So what's with the "class and status anxiety" cheap shot?

People who are irritated and apparently intimidated by mention of Italian one-act operas, and who go on and on and on about it, plainly have issues.
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Never-mind... it's just too easy.

Have a good weekend folks.
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Daniel Peterson wrote:In other words, you don't know.

Yet you issue broad judgments about my reading, my familiarity with contemporary culture, etc.

This is just a specific illustration of the general principle: You make it up.

What CDs are on my desk right now, Scratch? (You missed that one.) Name them. Or name the genres. I promise not to shuffle them around or switch them. How close can you come? (Hint: There must be about twenty. Can you get any of them right? Can you even come close?)

You pretend to know all about my tastes in music. Let's see what you actually know.


Ah, ah, ah, Dr. Peterson. I know all your old tricks by now, and I'm not falling for this one. I realize that your feelings must be hurt, and that you're angry that people have labeled your tastes "stodgy," but you can't be so naïve as to think I'm going to fall for this little game. If you actually are "hip" and up to speed on things, and not the academic caricature that people are accusing you of being, then you should be able to list off a magazine, a CD, or something of that nature that will demonstrate such. As person after person on this thread has pointed out, though, your tastes seem rather....stodgy. So while I can appreciate this tactic of trying to make the other person look as if he's "making it all up," and to try and make him play a guessing game, in the end it's transparently obvious that you don't have a clue.

Or, you could always prove me wrong by listing off all those "hipsterish" magazines. (Which I predict you won't do. Unless you think something like The Economist means you're not "stodgy".)

Doctor Scratch wrote:So what's with the "class and status anxiety" cheap shot?

People who are irritated and apparently intimidated by mention of Italian one-act operas, and who go on and on and on about it, plainly have issues.


Okay, look---I apologize. I figured you could handle a little ribbing here, but I guess I was wrong. I just thought it didn't seem right for you to carry on about this "class and status anxiety" thing, particularly given your reaction to comments about your "stodginess". I'll even go out on a limb and say that I think it's perfectly reasonable when someone flips out at having their tastes questioned. It's not a sign of anxiety or "issues" in the least.
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Doctor Scratch wrote:As person after person on this thread has pointed out, though, your tastes seem rather....stodgy.

Person after person. As in two of you, I believe. Have there been more?

Doctor Scratch wrote:Or, you could always prove me wrong by listing off all those "hipsterish" magazines.

What's this obsession of yours with "hipsterism"?

I'm rapidly revising my estimate of your age downward.

Look. I couldn't care less whether reading the Economist -- a magazine that I really like but to which I don't subscribe -- or Camus or Eliot or Heaney renders me "hip" or not in the eyes of some imagined audience of critical judges. That's the kind of anxiety that acne-ridden adolescents suffer from. I graduated from high school a long time ago, and haven't looked back.
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What CDs are on my desk right now


Led Zeppelin
CCR
Rolling Stones
Black Sabbath
Deep Purple
Alice Cooper
Pink Floyd

:biggrin:

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What's this obsession of yours with "hipsterism"


LSD 25
windowpane
orange sunshine
blodder acid
purple microdot

:cry:

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