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j-bug wrote:Take our little opportunistic schoolboy Screech who likely expects people in these forums to think he's a pretty cool guy who has a fulfilling sex life because he has his wife dress up like a little helpless school girl who needs some help with her studies and he is able to help her but in order for her to get that help from him he gets to wet his little 2-pump chump noodle in her first. Where's your outcry against this little prick who is role-playing exactly what you despise for the sole purpose of base amusement? Somehow that's just fine with you to depict such depraved treatment of a helpless little schoolgirl?


The fact that you are still dwelling on this makes me realize you are upset and frustrated by your sad and unfulfilling ray-based-"celestial" sex life...Its even sadder that you can't understand how a woman might have her own sexual fantasies and that a woman might actually enjoy fulfilling those fantasies...this is probably because you, years ago, squashed any attempted your poor wife made to actually express herself in the bedroom of such a worthy priesthood holder and partner of Christ as yourself...those darn "feminists" having their own sexual thoughts and desires

...luckily we have people like you (who listen to your crazy little demi-gods) to put these women in their place of submission. You seem like a pretty disgusting individual who uses religion to take advantage of your wife(s)...Good luck with that

...like i said, maybe channeling crazy-train-kimball is not the best choice around people who accept and endorse gender equality...
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j-bug wrote:All major world religions, including Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Islam, Judiasm, Christianity, etc. all unequicvocally bear record of his existence.


Jersey Girl wrote:So true. Would you mind telling me where you think the grave of Abraham is?

jbug wrote:I have never been to it myself so I won't be able to help you there. Sorry.

While we are on the subject, where's the grave of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather? Unless you can take me to it, according to some people's logic, I should refuse to believe you had one.

J-bug,

Before you are randomly snide to everyone, you may want to read a little and gain perspective on posters' positions. Jersey Girl is a non-member, active in her Christian church, and has a great amount of respect for Mormons. She is a close friend of mine, and I can tell you that when she asks a question, it is direct, and she is seeking an answer to the question asked. She was honestly trying to engage you in conversion, not lead you into a bear trap.
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j-bug wrote:
All major world religions, including Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Islam, Judiasm, Christianity, etc. all unequicvocally bear record of his existence.


Jersey Girl wrote:So true. Would you mind telling me where you think the grave of Abraham is?


j-bug wrote:I have never been to it myself so I won't be able to help you there. Sorry.

While we are on the subject, where's the grave of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather? Unless you can take me to it, according to some people's logic, I should refuse to believe you had one.


I didn't ask you if you've been to the grave of Abraham.

I asked where you think it's located.

Where do you think it's located?
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schreech wrote: The fact that you are still dwelling on this makes me realize you are upset and frustrated by your sad and unfulfilling ray-based-"celestial" sex life...Its even sadder that you can't understand how a woman might have her own sexual fantasies and that a woman might actually enjoy fulfilling those fantasies...this is probably because you, years ago, squashed any attempted your poor wife made to actually express herself in the bedroom of such a worthy priesthood holder and partner of Christ as yourself...those darn "feminists" having their own sexual thoughts and desires
I brought this subject up to expose the hypocrisy of Harmony who insinuated I treated women as objects for my own amusement and usage.

Think what you want about my sexual life.

schreech wrote:...luckily we have people like you (who listen to your crazy little demi-gods) to put these women in their place of submission.
Whether any women actually choose to give themselves submissively to a man or not is purely their own choice that I respect. Sadly, there are rather few men I know that would be worth taking the chance on. That's why Christ is also heavily involved in Celestial Marriage. Without His help, no man could do it honorably.

It is true that most men would use up and take such a woman for granted. I came very close to faltering in that respect with my wife. Praise the Lord He helped me cage the beast inside me that would have done that to her.

What I do not respect is when they come into a religious system with very clear parameters and try to distort and remake things to suit their own fancies. If they are going to be LDS women then I would like to see them reap the full benefits that are available by having integrity to it instead of perverting it. If they don't approve of the fundamentals of the religion then they should opt out and go their own way. Either choice they wish to make is perfectly fine by me.

Also, if they are going to bring Christ and God into this, then they really ought to have some integrity there to. The scriptures are very plain and clear and they put themselves in great danger to beguile themselves as they do to think that things are otherwise. It's the integrity that I seek to see established.


schreech wrote: You seem like a pretty disgusting individual who uses religion to take advantage of your wife(s)...Good luck with that
I can understand if you wish to stereotype me as such based on the little you have likely heard me say. I find you rather disgusting as well, but I might appreciate you more after getting to know you better too.

There are indeed many men who use religion for this purpose. I only have one wife and I have only caused her to cry on two occassions with one of them being more due to the stress of the situation than me being cross. She nearly caused a serious car accident and I snapped at her. The one and only other time was very early in our marriage when I made a critical remark that didn't need to be made. On both occasions I apologized and assured her I knew I was out of line and asked her to please forgive me and totally dismiss my foolish remarks. I really meant it because I have not snapped at her since.

The way my nature is at a fundamental level is I only ever want to enjoy what is real. I feel like if I have to use some kind of a device to get what I want out of someone then it is something that is not purely and simply offered to me in love and therefore not real. I want to know the difference because I value the difference, highly.

Therefore, I am not pushy or manipulative, though some may think I am trying to be. What I am is real, straight-up and uncalculating. I'm fine either way if you love me or hate me. People are definitely going to end up doing one or the other given time. Whichever you chose shall be based on what I actually am because I wasn't trying to get you to either love me or hate me. That choice is yours to make, not mine to tinker with.

Being manipulative or controlling would ruin the kind of woman I was fortunate enough to marry. She naturally wants to serve and please me and make me happy. Because of that I do all I can to reciprocate it back to her instead of just use it up. There is no manipulation or power struggle in our relationship and my wife and I can talk about anything. We don't need fantasies or external devices or anything to jump-start our passionate love for one another either. A little spontaneity is all we ever need.

I am rather blunt and intense here, but in person you likely wouldn't recognize me because I can laugh and have a good time with just about anyone, except people who are hypocrites and deceivers. My household can be characterized as pretty fun-loving most all the time. We have a great time together as a family. I love making my wife laugh and she spends a fair amount of time doing it.

Except for lately as we have a flu bug and I was up until 5 am cleaning up multiple bouts of vomit during the night. No home is a total panacea all the time, but ours is pretty darn close to it. I dare say we are pretty close to a Celestial home already, minus the stuffiness most people confuse with pure religion.

schreech wrote:...like i said, maybe channeling crazy-train-kimball is not the best choice around people who accept and endorse gender equality...

I don't know who you mean when you say "crazy-train-kimball".

You claim to accept and endorse gender equality but you will never experience it because you will never experience union.
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Jersey Girl wrote:I didn't ask you if you've been to the grave of Abraham.

I asked where you think it's located.

Where do you think it's located?

Yes, quite right. I was not paying complete attention. Sorry about that.

Where it was back in the day, I have no special knowledge of the matter. Hebron's Cave of the Patriarch's seems to be what Jews and Muslims consider it to be.

Since you asked where it is located in the present tense, I consider Abraham to already be resurrected. So, in reality, the location of where the dust of his bones from his physical tabernacle he used 4,000 or so years ago isn't of much concern to me. He has definitely moved on.

If I were an adherent of the Luciferian physicalist approach to things I might need to know where his physical remains were in order to get a DNA sampling to try and fashion a new tabernacle to continue the existence of that particular ego and identity, but I don't look at one's ego and carnal identity as their eternal identity.

Why is this issue important to you?
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j-bug wrote:blah, blah, blah....


dude, seriously...i don't care about your personal life and i can barely skim your verbose posts before becoming completely board by anecdotes about what an amazing priesthood leader you are in your "union"... i am still sad for your wife for so many reasons but, apparently, she has bought into the pseudo-lds based manipulation so...who am i to judge?

You are welcome to bring "god and Christ" into this but since i don't base my decisions on what i think fictitious characters want me to do...its pretty meaningless...

I am getting to the point where i am pretty sure you are either one of the best parodies of a crazy LDS fundamentalist i have ever come across (kudos if that is the case) or you are just plain crazy...either way, i find you completely entertaining...thanks!
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...either way, i find you completely entertaining...thanks!


So... Screech... um... ain't you gonna say nothing about his whole '2-pump chump noodle' thing?

At least to the fact that he said it was 'little'?

Nothing?
eschew obfuscation

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schreech wrote:
j-bug wrote:blah, blah, blah....


dude, seriously...i don't care about your personal life and i can barely skim your verbose posts before becoming completely board by anecdotes about what an amazing priesthood leader you are in your "union"... i am still sad for your wife for so many reasons but, apparently, she has bought into the pseudo-lds based manipulation so...who am i to judge?

You are welcome to bring "god and Christ" into this but since i don't base my decisions on what i think fictitious characters want me to do...its pretty meaningless...

I am getting to the point where i am pretty sure you are either one of the best parodies of a crazy LDS fundamentalist i have ever come across (kudos if that is the case) or you are just plain crazy...either way, i find you completely entertaining...thanks!

It's not me that I feel is completely amazing. That's hardly the case. I've needed a lot of hard knocks along my own path. What's completely amazing is that I was a Mormon for all my life and never really understood how completely amazing the real Gospel of Jesus Christ was until I realized the church has made pretty much a total mockery of it and hid the true plan of the Father from me. Now that I have had more than a glimpse of what truly is available, I'm more alive about it than I ever imagined possible. That's what's amazing.

If God and Christ are a fiction to you, you gave up way too soon to come to know them personally. Not in the BS manner that most people think they know Him but in the manner Jesus spoke of when he gave the definition of what Eternal Life is.

I had a hunch you would also find me entertaining. That was actually the point of talking about what I'm confident is anything but a little 2-pump chump noodle, even though the avatar you use definitely looks the sort.

Here's the bottom line: You posture as if you live in reality, and compared to the vast majority of religionists, you do. But, you still thrive on fantasy and have a very long ways to go until you can live a real existence. Until you are able to enjoy and be fulfilled by what is real, fantasy will always beckon you as the next best thing.
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Joseph wrote:The proof I have for Abraham's existence really is quite simple. It's documented.

Betcha I can get more who will testify Santa Clause exists. I have even seen his slay show up on NORAD radar from the Department of Defense.

That's a good one. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back.

Here's how we will settle the existense of Abraham.

If you wish to continue to argue for his non-existence by cajoling me about giving you absolute proof then you should accept this declaration I am making on your behalf. If there is any moment of hesitation or doubt on your part to accept this declaration, which shall be binding by my witness unless you repent, you may want to reconsider things.

May any of Abraham's blood that is in your being be thoroughly purged and remain purged, including all of the associated privileges you stand to enjoy in this life and in all future worlds to come. Thus, may the priesthood be forever barred from your eternal soul and may you never rise up as a living soul, as Adam was, ever again. Of course you shall rise up physically, but not within any lineage that has the blood of any future Creation's Abrahamic birthright lineage. If you are ashamed of your Father, He shall be ashamed of you and give you no part of Him forever more.

You are welcome to stand on the fence by admitting that you are willing to accept he may have existed and that the covenants God made with him could be valid and significant, but then you will have to stop cajoling me on your silly points.

It's now your choice. Put some integrity to your word or shut up.
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j-bug wrote:
harmony wrote:I'm waiting. While you're finding that rock solid evidence that shows Abraham actually existed, please look for the unreported and unwitnessed restoration of the higher priesthood. I'm sure our church leaders would be pleased if you could find it.
The proof I have for Abraham's existence really is quite simple. It's documented.

All major world religions, including Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Islam, Judiasm, Christianity, etc. all unequicvocally bear record of his existence. In light of the evidence in so many non-mythical documents attesting to his factual existence, the burden of proof that he never existed is yours.


So? Everyone has their myths. I'd like to see a document with his name on it, like we have found for King David.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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