Everyone Tune In: ALIENS!

[_Simon Belmont]

MOFFETT FIELD, Calif. -- NASA will hold a news conference at 11 a.m. PST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/ames/news/r ... 0-110.html

[_Ray A]

What would you like to know about me?

I see you humans still have a rather primitive view of the universe.


Thanks to Dr. Norwood for tipping me off on this.

[_Simon Belmont]

Ray... do you realize that this means you were right all along? If the NASA press conference tomorrow indicates that they have found life, your amateur efforts will be vindicated!

[_Ray A]

Ray... do you realize that this means you were right all along? If the NASA press conference tomorrow indicates that they have found life, your amateur efforts will be vindicated!

I don't need NASA for vindication, Simon. When it comes to PR they are full of BS. Tell them to persuade the government to release the Roswell files, and this media report will look like a storm in a teacup.

[_Simon Belmont]

I don't need NASA for vindication, Simon. When it comes to PR they are full of BS. Tell them to persuade the government to release the Roswell files, and this media report will look like a storm in a teacup.

What do you think they're going to say? Chemical environment ripe for life on Titan?

[_Ray A]

What do you think they're going to say? Chemical environment ripe for life on Titan?

Or maybe some similar BS. If you want to get away from "sanitised history", listen to what some former NASA employees have said, and many high-ranking others:

U.F.O DISCLOSURE PROJECT -FULL VERSION.

[_moksha]

What do you think they're going to say? Chemical environment ripe for life on Titan?

Let's shoot for the big one and hope it is first contact with Obliblish and/or Enish-go-on-Dosh!

If that is the case, perhaps we could get a barbershop quartet going to sing "If you could Hie to Kolob" for this important event.

[_bcspace]

What do you think they're going to say? Chemical environment ripe for life on Titan?

How about microbial life or fossilized microbial life on Mars?

[Guest]

I don't need NASA for vindication, Simon. When it comes to PR they are full of BS. Tell them to persuade the government to release the Roswell files, and this media report will look like a storm in a teacup.

I still say the man on the grassy knoll was a gynecologist, but if Elvis ever finds that out, the whole New World Order is over.

[_Droopy]

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