A Meltdown of Epic Proportions

[_Ceeboo]

At the risk of appearing inflammatory, I would like everyone on this thread to know that I hate you. I hope you die a slow, agonizing death, after which your soul burns in Hell.

:)

LOL (Literal)

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Jersey Girl]

Okay I admit I'm being lazy and using the quote that sock just used. What of it?

indeed, if you guys would stop going after him for every little thing, this would be a much more useful place. whimpering about his ego when there are plenty of large egos here, including your own, is not doing yourself or anyone any favors.

What every little thing are you referring to, stem? I dunno about anyone else, but I challenged his dragging his baggage onto the Cafeteria, onto MD&D and then claming that he didn't want to be the focus of attention. That and the fact that his choices led to the demise of a new board that my friend Liz created.

Its clearly not the questioning him that's the problem. He's not even here to respond to the questioning of him, bonehead. The problem is going after him, attempting to paint him as something he is not. Ah well. You guys...

What do you mean he's not even here to respond? He was responding to this on the Cafeteria just prior to it being taken offline. Don't make it sound like he has no voice or options.

[_Ceeboo]

all right, people, since Jason won't do it, I've been assigned as your temporary Common Judge in Israel.

Everybody Wang Chung - Don't say stupid s*** about people's kids, even in PM's, especially to crazy people, even if those crazy people said some pretty mean s*** to you. I know the tempation - it's a lot like self-abuse; it feels great while you are doing it, but the guilt will kill you and the pictures will follow you around for life. I love you like a gay brother.

Liz - every PM is sacred, every PM is great, if a PM is revealed, the board (and God) gets quite irate. PMs are like other peoples genitals; they must be handled with great care, with permission, and some of them smell bad. But, like genitals, most people don't want us talking about them and people get to control who they show their genitals to. Now, enough with the sexy metaphors. Liz, I don't know what ails you, but please get better soon. If this stuff is causing you to be sick, please take break. I love you like a hot step-sister.

Jersey Girl - I know you think you are helping, but right now, you are oxygen for this fire. Cut off the oxygen and the fire will burn out. You are fierce friend, Jersey Girl, so do it for Liz's health. I love you like a mom who spanks her son who likes spankings.

Ceeboo - We are all scared. I love you like a great and abominable church, except even more.

Dr. Scratch - Don't ever back down from a bully. I love you like I love mild barley drinks.

Sock Puppet - Fight the good fight, sock. I love you like a man loves another man.

Blixa - you always make the most sense. I love you like I love a hot Relief Society President.

Mr. Stakhanovite - you are lost to outer darkness. Goodbye, my son of perdition. I love you like I love strong drink.

Dan Peterson - You coward! Look what you did! I'm referring this matter to the stake president. I weep for you. No I don't. I love you like a punch loves a face.

Now allow me to read a message from the First Presidency, from the pulpit:

Dear People of Zion,

Private message boards don't work. Moderated message boards don't work. Open message boards do not work. We swear to great Jehovah that you will all be excommunicated, so help us God, if you keep up this message boarding. The only thing that works is I Am A Mormon. Go there now. Oh, and Daniel Peterson is a coward.

Thank you all,

Bishop H.

LOL (Belly bounce variety)


Still laughing! :) :)

Peace,
Ceeboo

[Guest]

LOL (Belly bounce variety)
Still laughing! :) :)

Sure, laugh it up, this whole mess is actually your fault. It's your church that corrupted the precious truths causing the need for a restoration, of which poor Dan is merely a victim, being caught up, unawares in the need to bring some sense to it all, for the brethren, who only seem to have lots of opinions, and also to be a light, even a MST intelligence, a force which simply cannot be denied. Not to mention the NOM's that like Ceeboo, only not so sly, need exposed, but only under behind the scenes secret combinations with and coordinated by the Where there's a Will, there's a War Schryver (are you’re assault rifles locked and loaded?).

And you Ceeboo, the deceiver, the devil incarnate, laughing at the destruction that you alone are capable of. Damn you Ceeboo.

[_Jersey Girl]

LOL (Belly bounce variety)
Still laughing! :) :)

Sure, laugh it up, this whole mess is actually your fault. It's your church that corrupted the precious truths causing the need for a restoration, of which poor Dan is merely a victim, being caught up, unawares in the need to bring some sense to it all, for the brethren, who only seem to have lots of opinions, and also to be a light, even a MST intelligence, a force which simply cannot be denied. Not to mention the NOM's that like Ceeboo, only not so sly, need exposed, but only under behind the scenes secret combinations with and coordinated by the Where there's a Will, there's a War Schryver you’re your assault rifles locked and loaded?).

And you Ceeboo, the deceiver, the devil incarnate, laughing at the destruction that you alone are capable of. Damn you Ceeboo.

Freaking Catholics.

[_Jason Bourne]

all right, people, since Jason won't do it, I've been assigned as your temporary Common Judge in Israel.

Everybody Wang Chung - Don't say stupid s*** about people's kids, even in PM's, especially to crazy people, even if those crazy people said some pretty mean s*** to you. I know the tempation - it's a lot like self-abuse; it feels great while you are doing it, but the guilt will kill you and the pictures will follow you around for life. I love you like a gay brother.

Liz - every PM is sacred, every PM is great, if a PM is revealed, the board (and God) gets quite irate. PMs are like other peoples genitals; they must be handled with great care, with permission, and some of them smell bad. But, like genitals, most people don't want us talking about them and people get to control who they show their genitals to. Now, enough with the sexy metaphors. Liz, I don't know what ails you, but please get better soon. If this stuff is causing you to be sick, please take break. I love you like a hot step-sister.

Jersey Girl - I know you think you are helping, but right now, you are oxygen for this fire. Cut off the oxygen and the fire will burn out. You are fierce friend, Jersey Girl, so do it for Liz's health. I love you like a mom who spanks her son who likes spankings.

Ceeboo - We are all scared. I love you like a great and abominable church, except even more.

Dr. Scratch - Don't ever back down from a bully. I love you like I love mild barley drinks.

Sock Puppet - Fight the good fight, sock. I love you like a man loves another man.

Blixa - you always make the most sense. I love you like I love a hot Relief Society President.

Mr. Stakhanovite - you are lost to outer darkness. Goodbye, my son of perdition. I love you like I love strong drink.

Dan Peterson - You coward! Look what you did! I'm referring this matter to the stake president. I weep for you. No I don't. I love you like a punch loves a face.

Now allow me to read a message from the First Presidency, from the pulpit:

Dear People of Zion,

Private message boards don't work. Moderated message boards don't work. Open message boards do not work. We swear to great Jehovah that you will all be excommunicated, so help us God, if you keep up this message boarding. The only thing that works is I Am A Mormon. Go there now. Oh, and Daniel Peterson is a coward.

Thank you all,

Bishop H.

You said it so well Mr Toronto.

And I love you like I love...well I just love ya man!

[_Jersey Girl]

But....I still have oxygen to spare...and, and...I haven't achieved total ashes yet. Come on, Bourne!

;-)

[_Jersey Girl]

Look at this:

LDST

Jersey Girl - I know you think you are helping, but right now, you are oxygen for this fire. Cut off the oxygen and the fire will burn out. You are fierce friend, Jersey Girl, so do it for Liz's health. I love you like a mom who spanks her son who likes spankings.

LDST, the fool, intends to deny me the free exercise of my one and only true gift!

Jerk.

"Fierce friends" go to the mat. They take down the opposition.

And then they torch the mat.

:-)

[_bcspace]

At least Nehor did and BCSpace would have contributed to a milder shades board.

I came late but was able to get in 53 sweet posts and bear my testimony.

[_Jason Bourne]

I guess I will post just to see if we can get this silly thread up to 30 or 40 pages before it dies.

Really folks? Really? All this over a few posts and threads on another message board?

Message boards are for entertainment mostly. Least that is how I see it.

I could be wrong though.

But who cares really?

Should DCP have posted what he did? Nope.

Marg thinks that it was ok for someone to run to Scratch? I have no opinion either way really. It is a friggin message board.

Scratch starts thread about it all that is at 29 pages?

And Liz dumps her board.

By the way Marg I was invited to participate there. I never viewed it as a NOM board only. I was glad to have DCP, Ms Jack, Blixa, BC Space, Nehor, etc. All not NOMers, participate there.

Perhaps you are right Marg, that such a board given it limited participation, as well as the fact that many there are members of this more open free for all board here, that there should have been restrictions on placing personal gripes and attacks on others that post here.

But ultimately it is JUST A MESSAGE BOARD. Are there some sort of constitutional rules that have to be abided by for message boards? So what if they are infair? They are just message boards. Course I guess what happens is what happened. People with axes to grind and who take themselves all to seriously have made a mess of it.

LIZ! Please bring your board back. I know I posted only once in a while there but it was a good board. Why not just bring it back and maybe put some things in place to avoid what happened. Don't let a few bad apples wreck it for you and us.