The MDB nativity play 2011...

[_Yoda]

Mary was also a teen-ager. I'm 47. I'll have to be a hell of an actress to pull that off! LOL

I heard this was the inspiration for The 47 Year Old Virgin.

That's it! I'm casting Schmo as Elohim! LOL

[_Drifting]

Who is playing Elohim? I have to know who is knocking me up. LOL

Dr Cam,
In the Godess suite
With the iron rod...

[_Some Schmo]

I've already auditioned for Baby Jesus and cast stemelbow, as the part calls for someone who can whine like an infant.

(settle down stem, it's only satire)

Didn't I hear somewhere that baby Jesus didn't fuss much? Maybe this is one of those goofy details some religious woman made up to make him seem more divine. My explanation would be that his water to wine trick started out as breast milk to Baileys.

[_Yoda]

Who is playing Elohim? I have to know who is knocking me up. LOL

Dr Cam,
In the Godess suite
With the iron rod...

No...Schmo is a more frequent visitor of the Goddess Suite. LOL

[_Yoda]

I've already auditioned for Baby Jesus and cast stemelbow, as the part calls for someone who can whine like an infant.

(settle down stem, it's only satire)

Didn't I hear somewhere that baby Jesus didn't fuss much? Maybe this is one of those goofy details some religious woman made up to make him seem more divine. My explanation would be that his water to wine trick started out as breast milk to Baileys.

Damn! We were born in the wrong era! LOL

[_sock puppet]

I never get on any lists. I need to be a bigger jackass I guess.

Yeah, it stinks be mellow.

[_Some Schmo]

That's it! I'm casting Schmo as Elohim! LOL

Nice. In order to prepare for the part, I need to hear you scream, "Oh god! Yes! God, yes!"

OK... go!

[_Spurven Ten Sing]

I never get on any lists. I need to be a bigger jackass I guess.

Yeah, it stinks be mellow.

That's the first time in my life anyone has called me mellow! Thanks!

[_Yoda]

That's it! I'm casting Schmo as Elohim! LOL

Nice. In order to prepare for the part, I need to hear you scream, "Oh god! Yes! God, yes!"

OK... go!

So let it be written...so lt be done! :-)

ETA...How do you think the phrase was invented in the first place?

[_Drifting]

I was thinking Scratch and DCP might be a better fit as Joseph and Mary...