God Committed Adultery

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_Dantana
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Re: God Committed Adultery

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liz3564 wrote:
tana wrote:If God created Jesus'/his own- physical body by mating with a physical human, (Mary)....I wonder, who mated with whom to create Jesus'/his own- spirit body?

That's the thing, though. God didn't actually mate with Mary, or anyone to create his human form. That is where Brigham Young messed up. The Holy Ghost overshadowed her so that God could enter Mary's womb. No one had sex; that is why it is known as the virgin birth.

As far as who created God, it is another mystery. God has simply always existed.


Hey liz, If you have the inclination to take a gander, I started a new thread as to this topic.
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Hey Doctor Cam

Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Believers,


Yes?

You realize God had sex with another man's wife?

- VRDRC


No, I didn't realize that! :smile:


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Re: God Committed Adultery

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SteelHead wrote:@Nightlion
Just to be sure I got this straight:
~Mary served as the surrogate mother to Jesus
~Who was fertilized em vitro
~From the sperm of God the father
~And the egg of Eve

????

And on that note, I am going to take up drinking.


Yes Mary was only a chosen vessel.
When you clone an ovum is harvested, any DNA is wiped out, then you inject pure DNA into the empty ovum, (not sperm per se so no ejaculation is required) That can be frozen or God-kept until it is put into the womb of Mary by the power of the Holy Ghost as it was.

And so Christ was in the express image of the Father so much so that when you had seen Christ you had seen the Father. "So why saith thou show us the Father"


What's with all the ????? and goin' off on a bender? It is plain and simply understood and clearly elucidated for every man to see and stumble. God is now understood and comprehended as the scripture say.

D&C 88: 49
49 The light shineth in darkness, and the darkness comprehendeth it not; nevertheless, the day shall come when you shall comprehend even God, being quickened in him and by him.


Perhaps a little quickening will make a difference. That's another story.


ETA: The DNA of God is nothing like our DNA except since we are made in his likeness and image we can surrogate God incarnation. God's DNA is not a combination of two different strands as in the sexual unions of humans. The limitlessness of that sort of DNA in its ability to support infinite intellegence and power must be awesome.

For us we get sexual DNA a far inferior sort and purposely so. Wouldn't you knowing that the natural man is an enemy to God and has been from the beginning. Wouldn't you hobble man with weakness? Smart!
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madeleine wrote:The Father and the Son Reveal the Holy Spirit.
Oh, you heretic, only the Father reveals the Holy Spirit. Break out the swords. :smile:
"And the human knew the source of life, the woman of him, and she conceived and bore Cain, and said, 'I have procreated a man with Yahweh.'" Gen. 4:1, interior quote translated by D. Bokovoy.
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lulu wrote:
madeleine wrote:The Father and the Son Reveal the Holy Spirit.
Oh, you heretic, only the Father reveals the Holy Spirit. Break out the swords. :smile:


Ha! :biggrin:

I have never understood how so much division could be had over the Filioque. But I haven't understood how Jesus saying He will send an Advocate could be any clearer either.
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Uh.

HE still had sex with another man's wife.

- VRDRC
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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liz3564 wrote:I can understand now why traditional Christian sects view Mormons as arrogant. They are attempting to explain something that is considered a sacred mystery.

This is really interesting, guys. Thank you for sharing about this.


One of our priests once said, that we need to be careful about how we speak about God. The Trinity describes the God who Christians worship. Mormons aren't careful about how they speak about God. Not even the God they believe in. I don't view that as arrogance, more like, idolatry. Perhaps some view the surety in idolatry as arrogance. I just find myself crossing myself a lot. :biggrin: and asking that God forgives.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Uh.

HE still had sex with another man's wife.

- VRDRC


And when Brigham Young was President of the church and declared that to be the revealed truth to mankind under the direction of a living apostle, prophet, and revelator -- all of the members of the church had no choice but to yield to the teachings of the prophet and accept it as if it was the mind and will of the Lord.

Just check your own brain in at the front door before you go into a Mormon church. You don't need your brain. Just bring a spirit of willingness and a checkbook.

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MCB wrote:Your satire is noted, and enjoyed. Maybe it will help those who really have difficulty understanding it.



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Re: God Committed Adultery

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liz3564 wrote:
Of course, the traditional trinity belief lends even more credence to the virgin birth. If you believe in the trinity, then you believe that Christ is literally the father, and literally the Holy Ghost. In other words, Christ sent himself down to the earth. He became the baby in Mary's womb.

café crema wrote:It also lends a different "flavor" to the sacrifice on the cross.

You're right. On another thread where it is talking about how barbaric the biblical God is for sacrificing his Son, this is definitely a different spin. He is not sacrificing his son; he is sacrificing himself.


And if He is sacrificing Himself, it is for us, because we need something from it, not because He needs something from it.
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