PARVO CITY, SOUTH CAROLINA - Angered by the recent incursion of the Obama Curiousity rover designed to spread liberal facist Muslim ideas to the red planet, the Martians have vowed that, unless all Republican demands to reduce the federal budget and eliminate all taxes on the wealthy are met, they will launch a full scale invasion.
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Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
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Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
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Re: Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
Are there any news updates from Grover's Mill, New Jersey?! Why don't we have any updates from Grover's Mill, New Jersey?!?!? 
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Re: Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
moksha wrote:... the Martians have vowed ... they will launch a full scale invasion...
We will not. The first invasion is going on.
see my comment at 2008.08.26 13:32:53 UTC+1 (martian time)
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- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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*with smugness*
That's not Mars...that's Kolob...
That's not Mars...that's Kolob...
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Re: Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
Interesting stuff! So where do you hide your antennae?ludwigm wrote:moksha wrote:... the Martians have vowed ... they will launch a full scale invasion...
We will not. The first invasion is going on.
see my comment at 2008.08.26 13:32:53 UTC+1 (martian time)
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Re: Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
moksha wrote:... the Martians have vowed ... they will launch a full scale invasion...
ludwigm wrote:We will not. The first invasion is going on.
see my comment at 2008.08.26 13:32:53 UTC+1 (martian time)
Bret Ripley wrote:Interesting stuff! So where do you hide your antennae?
In my longjohn.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Obama causes Martian Invasion with his Curiousity Rover
Ha! You should have seen the Obama administration pukes take personal credit (for Obama) for the success of the Curiosity rover in the meeting just after the landing. They essentially said to all the engineers and scientists involved in the program "You didn't build that. It was provided by Obama's munificent hand." Of course neither of them actually used the word "munificent"; too illiterate.
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bcspace wrote:Ha! You should have seen the Obama administration pukes take personal credit (for Obama) for the success of the Curiosity rover in the meeting just after the landing. They essentially said to all the engineers and scientists involved in the program "You didn't build that. It was provided by Obama's munificent hand." Of course neither of them actually used the word "munificent"; too illiterate.
Yes, the Curiosity Rover is just another example of what the free enterprise system can do when unshackled from the bonds of government.
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Not really. There's almost no market for this type of space exploration. The private sector can do it faster, cheaper, better. Private sector engineers and scientists tend to be of much higher quality and ability as measured by salary. NASA also relies on the private sector far more than they used to; thus generating a market.
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