The NOMs Come Out at Night

[_consiglieri]

Time on my hands? This only took about a half hour, and then only because the original lyrics were unusually difficult to transpose to the desired thematic structure.

I was thinking two chimpanzees in three minutes.

[_Bob Loblaw]

Time on my hands? This only took about a half hour, and then only because the original lyrics were unusually difficult to transpose to the desired thematic structure.

I know you're happy about Tuesday, "Bob," one of the phoniest poseurs ("conservative" blah blah) on this board. Most militant, anti-religious secularist bigots are.

I voted for Romney, but I still think you're an ass. I can't imagine I'm alone among conservatives in finding your preening ridiculous. Carry on, it's sort of entertaining in a slightly painful way.

[_Droopy]

I'm a sucker for stinky cheese.

Pouncing seems a bit much. Droopy is the low-hanging fruit of the pseudointellectual unintelligentsia.

So typical of you, isn't it, "Bob?" You're an intellectual empty suit yourself (which means you really probably don't understand what "intellectual" actually means, in its most mature and meaningful sense) and yet you come here and cast snark at the intelligence of others.

All that makes you is a drive-by troll (and, for the record, for all your claims to your own vaunted intellectual abilities, I've never once seen them on display here).

[_Droopy]

I voted for Romney, but I still think you're an ass. I can't imagine I'm alone among conservatives in finding your preening ridiculous. Carry on, it's sort of entertaining in a slightly painful way.

You're alone because your no more a "conservative" than I'm one of Santa's elves.

In any case, I'm done conversing with you, as I'm getting that "back in high school" feeling again and nothing is worth that.

[_Bob Loblaw]

You're alone because your no more a "conservative" than I'm one of Santa's elves.

Yep, you look more like one of the Seven Dwarves, only there isn't a reactionary crank among them. Dopey, maybe.

In any case, I'm done conversing with you, as I'm getting that "back in high school" feeling again and nothing is worth that.

Says the man who thinks it's witty to write angry attempts at song parody.

[_Bob Loblaw]

So typical of you, isn't it, "Bob?" You're an intellectual empty suit yourself (which means you really probably don't understand what "intellectual" actually means, in its most mature and meaningful sense) and yet you come here and cast snark at the intelligence of others.

All that makes you is a drive-by troll (and, for the record, for all your claims to your own vaunted intellectual abilities, I've never once seen them on display here).

To paraphrase a British philosopher, I have seen similar sentiments written on a wall before, only they were written in shite.

Intellectuals don't need to go around trying to impress everyone with their amazing vocabulary and logorrhea. You, sir, are no intellectual, but a pretender of the lowest degree.

As depressed as I am about the election, I'm even more depressed that I share any political views with a lightweight such as yourself.

[_Droopy]

Just on a lark, "Bob," as you've spent probably 97% of your time on this board insulting my and other apologists intelligence when disagreement arises, and spending inordinate amounts of time casting doubt upon our levels of knowledge and education, while engaging in an incredibly little amount (none, as far as I can see) of serious, civil, critical argument or discussion, I wonder, if you actually think I'm an "intellectual lightweight," pick a subject upon which you would like to discuss problems or debate an opposing view, put it up here (or, let's take it to the celestial room where heavy moderation will ensure a basically uninterrupted field for detailed, methodical, point/counterpoint debate), and challenge me on it (providing its something I have some ability to discuss.

That's a dare Bob.

Stand and deliver.

[_consiglieri]

You're alone because your no more a "conservative" than I'm one of Santa's elves.

Contractions prefer apostrophes.

At least you got it right the first time.

Baby steps.

[_consiglieri]

Just on a lark, "Bob," as you've spent probably 97% of your time on this board insulting my and other apologists intelligence when disagreement arises, and spending inordinate amounts of time casting doubt upon our levels of knowledge and education, while engaging in an incredibly little amount (none, as far as I can see) of serious, civil, critical argument or discussion, I wonder, if you actually think I'm an "intellectual lightweight," pick a subject upon which you would like to discuss problems or debate an opposing view, put it up here (or, let's take it to the celestial room where heavy moderation will ensure a basically uninterrupted field for detailed, methodical, point/counterpoint debate), and challenge me on it (providing its something I have some ability to discuss.

Periods are free.

And parentheses come in pairs.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

"You've gone too far this time"
But I'm dancing on the valentine
I tell you somebody's fooling around
With my chances on the dangerline
I'll cross that bridge when I find it
Another day to make my stand
High time is no time for deciding
I should find a helping hand

So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time don't lose it
The relapse is an only child he's waiting in the park
The relapse is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the relapse does
Leaves you answered with a question mark

I'm on a ride and I want to get off
But they won't slow down the roundabout
I sold the Renoir and the TV set
Don't want to be around when this gets out

Oh the relapse what a game he's hiding all the cards
The relapse is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the relapse does
Leaves you answered with a question mark