Will it be Holland? Making excuses and telling one and all 'we always knew it'?
Oaks, blaming members for being slothful in not knowing this great truth? Maybe explaining the link between magic peepstones and salamanders?
Monson? Starting to explain and then losing his place...
Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
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Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
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Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Do they need to explain it? I mean, they have an exhibit at their Church History museum which pretty much lays it all out. They straight up state Joseph Smith used the peep stone in a hat along with the UT to 'translate' the Book of Mormon. It's plain as day, and very bizarre. Very bizarre.
Plus, as stated in the other thread, the Ministry of Truth has started to remove all misleading artwork from their publications.
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Plus, as stated in the other thread, the Ministry of Truth has started to remove all misleading artwork from their publications.
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:...
Plus, as stated in the other thread, the Ministry of Truth has started to remove all misleading artwork from their publications.
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It is interesting; all totalitarian regime/department/group creates its own Ministry of Truth. Called whatever Committee (Strengthening The Members C~e, Correlation C~e, Membership Organization C~e of Keyholders, or pvt/ranker maklelan only).
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
SuperDell wrote:Will it be Holland? Making excuses and telling one and all 'we always knew it'?
Oaks, blaming members for being slothful in not knowing this great truth? Maybe explaining the link between magic peepstones and salamanders?
Monson? Starting to explain and then losing his place...
I think you can count out Uchtdorf, Ballard and Cook. None touched that stinky turdpeep stone.
Re: Which Apostle will try explainging the magic peepstone?
sock puppet wrote:SuperDell wrote:Will it be Holland? Making excuses and telling one and all 'we always knew it'?
Oaks, blaming members for being slothful in not knowing this great truth? Maybe explaining the link between magic peepstones and salamanders?
Monson? Starting to explain and then losing his place...
I think you can count out Uchtdorf, Ballard and Cook. None touched that stinky turdpeep stone.
I can see Holland shaking his jowls over this "mystery". Or they might just breeze right past it and "answer the question that should have been asked. Once upon a time there was a young boy named Joseph Smith..." Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov