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I have a theory about small online groups like this. It's based on Godwin's law, which you may recall goes, "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

My theory is that, "As time in participant-hours in a highly selective subgroup of a larger online community increases, the probability of someone in the subgroup getting sent a dick pic approaches 1."

Something about the internet and human nature.
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Ceeboo wrote:This thread is for us!

All 3 of us! :lol:

What shall we talk about? :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo

What if I self-identify as someone who wishes he'd never been a mo?
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Jersey Girl wrote:What if we all had secret names?

No wait, we do.

For example, my real given name may be called secret.
I am called everywhere as Ludwig. Some acquaintances around, even distant relatives don't know the real one.

Two example:
- The mother of my wife's second cousin wrote a letter, addressed as M* Ludwig. M* is my family name, (no of You could pronounce it). True, that aunt used to meet us only two times.
- In the church, once I was called P* Ludwig from the pulpit. P* is the family name of my wife, this is another twist. That man didn't imagine my wife and I have different family names.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Sanctorian said on another thread that "Clearly not one single person on this board has completely severed ties with Mormomism or they wouldn't post on a Mormon discussions board." Well, I suppose I haven't either, considering that I never had any ties to begin with, but that prompts the question of why I'm here at all.

I suppose you can blame John Gee. If it weren't for his distortions of evidence (and to a lesser extent those of other apologists) regarding the Book of Abraham, I wouldn't have even found this board, though I didn't join up until a thread on that subject started discussing Egyptology in general.

sock puppet wrote:What if I self-identify as someone who wishes he'd never been a mo?

You have my sympathy. Before finding this board, I thought Mormonism was the kind of thing I personally didn't want to get near, but I didn't give much thought to what it was like on the inside. Now I actually pity people who are in it. I know there are plenty of Mormons who aren't as miserable inside Mormonism as most board members were, but still, it sounds even worse to me than I imagined. So that's what John Gee's efforts in defense of his church have accomplished. It's utterly inconsequential to the fate of Mormonism, but it's not exactly a flattering testament to his work.
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Jersey Girl wrote:Roger see what happens when you don't post enough? You miss all the meetings and you don't know the handshakes and stuff. You did get the obligatory piercings, right?


Geez, I am so out of the loop. Only now do I see the importance of the stupid weekly meetings. I feel like such a Jack-nevah-mo. What do I need to do to get worthy again? How many posts will it take?
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sock puppet wrote:What if I self-identify as someone who wishes he'd never been a mo?


We're gonna have to run that one past our prophet Ceebs. We'll get back with you. In the meantime, read up on the Nevah-mo handbook, and do some serious pondering about the truths contained therein. Can't hurt your chances.
"...a pious lie, you know, has a great deal more influence with an ignorant people than a profane one."

- Sidney Rigdon, as quoted in the Quincy Whig, June 8, 1839, vol 2 #6.
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Ceeboo the Great wrote:And we could teach them lessons by randomly PM-ing them constantly.


See why this man is prophet material?
"...a pious lie, you know, has a great deal more influence with an ignorant people than a profane one."

- Sidney Rigdon, as quoted in the Quincy Whig, June 8, 1839, vol 2 #6.
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Hey SP! :smile:

sock puppet wrote:
Ceeboo wrote:This thread is for us!

All 3 of us! :lol:

What shall we talk about? :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo

What if I self-identify as someone who wishes he'd never been a mo?


This thread is for Never-Mo's only!

Please do not post in it again!
Ever! :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo
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Post. I do check in once a day.
Problems with auto-correct:
In Helaman 6:39, we see the Badmintons, so similar to Skousenite Mormons, taking over the government and abusing the rights of many.
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Re: Never-Mormon Only Thread!

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Hey Always Changing! :smile:

Always Changing wrote:Post. I do check in once a day.


Welcome fellow Never-Mo!

Please feel free to post as often as you like in this thread.

It is for you! :smile:

Peace,
Ceeboo
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