Would Jesus wear a suit and tie like the Q15?

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Would Jesus wear a suit and tie like the Q15?

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If Jesus came back and spoke at General Conference, would he wear a suit and tie like the rest of the apostles, or would be dress more modestly in his robes? I just can't imagine Jesus wanting to wear a suit and tie. Oh and would he be in trouble for having facial hair?
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Maybe a white disco suit like Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever.
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And shave off that nappy ass beard after getting a corporate haircut?

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I would hope he wouldn't wear a suit and tie, it's not a good look with sandals.
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MissTish wrote:I would hope he wouldn't wear a suit and tie, it's not a good look with sandals.

As far as I know, sandals are the unambigous tags of being gay - at least in US. (Correct me if I err...)

According to this, I am gay, because I wear sandal during whole summer.
As culmination, I use them with socks --- to avoid some grains of sand.
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It's always fun to speculate about things Jesus would or wouldn't do, or in this case wear. I would assume the resurrected Lord would wear a billowy/sparkly white robe, as portrayed in a certain temple movie. He is a God after all.
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MetalSlasher wrote:If Jesus came back and spoke at General Conference, would he wear a suit and tie like the rest of the apostles, or would be dress more modestly in his robes? I just can't imagine Jesus wanting to wear a suit and tie. Oh and would he be in trouble for having facial hair?

Yes but only if he really thought it important to speak at Mormon General Conference among all the choices of things he could be doing when he came back.
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sock puppet wrote:Maybe a white disco suit like Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever.


Way to go, Manero!
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zeezrom wrote:
MetalSlasher wrote:If Jesus came back and spoke at General Conference, would he wear a suit and tie like the rest of the apostles, or would be dress more modestly in his robes? I just can't imagine Jesus wanting to wear a suit and tie. Oh and would he be in trouble for having facial hair?

Yes but only if he really thought it important to speak at Mormon General Conference among all the choices of things he could be doing when he came back.

Maybe he'll be a fundraiser, or guide tours around Jerusalem.
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The story was told on my mission of a mission conference where the mission president opened up the floor for questions.

There was this one overly zealous missionary who would dress up and put on his tie for group scripture study in the morning, and then rag on the other guys for not following his example.

To the consternation of the other elders in his district, this one missionary raises his hand enthusiastically to ask a question and when called on, says, "Don't you think the missionaries should wear their ties during morning group scripture study?"

You can imagine the face palms going on with the other missionaries when he asked this.

According to legend, the mission president responded, "I don't think Jesus likes ties."

Score one for the mission president!

Apocryphically speaking, of course.
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